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Guy who constantly looks at the camera and says “Bet you’re wondering how I ended up in THIS situation.”

Minneapolis
Joined February 2012
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With the midterms approaching, @jonstewart reexamines Trump's 2024 campaign promise, "President Trump is for you," and who the "YOU" really is
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Gas prices are “temporarily” high, says the president. That’s because Republicans are temporarily in power. Vote.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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10 years later and it’s still one of the best attack lines in a presidential debate. And now everyone knows she was right.
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Let’s be crystal clear. @Ilhan Omar came to America as a Somali refugee in 1995 when she was just 12 years old. She became a naturalized citizen in 2000 when she was 17 years old. Her father worked for the U.S. Postal Service. This is a political and racist attack because Trump and Republicans know they are going to get killed in the midterms.
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Dr. Jason Esquire, Taxidermist to the Stars retweeted
Huskers feel you, Western Michigan
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Recap of the Western Michigan-Michigan game
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The US is bombing invading starving or supporting genocide in eight different countries right now
Communism is the enemy of free people everywhere.
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Maybe this is the meaning of life, maybe everything else in pointless.
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can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Great. Good job every idiot who voted for this.
The Trump administration plans to end a federal requirement that states have public input on data center construction. This would stop local residents from raising concerns or learning about data centers in their neighborhoods.
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Military aircraft flying above a population that can’t afford housing, healthcare, or groceries. These flyovers don’t represent freedom. They represent a decrepit capitalist empire that murders children abroad and oppresses its own people at home all to make the rich even richer.
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Replying to @humanblythedoll
Oh yeah that's good stuff. Closest I've got
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Hey babe come look at the cat. He looks the exact same as he always does and he's just sitting there. Babe come look.Hey come look at the cat
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Dr. Jason Esquire, Taxidermist to the Stars retweeted
Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.
🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night. According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away. Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like: "The Flock cameras tore themselves down" "Whoever did it, was fishing with me" "Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"
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Thank you to all of Danhausens friends who helped give ice creams to the children of the Boys and Girls club of twin cities Also pictured ~ Garrison Walter from NXT Australia
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If you trust RFK Jr. but not Dr. Fauci, you’re a fucking idiot.
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Dr. Jason Esquire, Taxidermist to the Stars retweeted
This story has been done to death
Regina Hall has joined Dwayne Johnson in Benny Safdie’s next film ‘LIZARD MUSIC.’ Follows a young boy who finds a secret late-night broadcast of lizards playing otherworldly music that opens a hidden door to the whimsical Chicken Man. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/07/regina-…
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