The short propaganda online is insane so let me help you short kings that have to look at this shit all day.
I’m 5’8 I never had a single problem pulling an endless supply of women.
Before I was rich, no problem
Before I was physically fit, no problem
Shit I used to pull girls when I was fat and poor at the same time.
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her take her clothes off.
I never did online dating so maybe I’m just a boomer who doesn’t know shit on that side of the world but I can walk up to any woman at any time and close.
Ran possibly my most brutal dating app experiment yet:
Normal 5’9 guy vs. an extremely unattractive woman.
Results were here all tracked…
Guy: 12 likes, 3 matches, 0 date offers.
Woman: 1,206 likes, 342 matches, 28 date offers.
100x more likes. 114x more matches.
I knew it would be bad.
I did not think it would be THIS bad.
It’s cooked
I feel like @watchking69 can be the bridge between the crypto bros and the Ecom bros
One day we will all get together and create a secret handshake while simmotdsnisuly launching a coin and merch (on rebills)
We will fly to the meet on @Privatejetman jets of course.
way back when i texted @blknoiz06 about defi kingdoms, bro didnt have to help and i had nothing to give (still dont) but he replied promptly to my dms and gave out time, info and alpha
thats when i knew he was a good guy and has good intentions
shoutout my boy
Never seen a gayer post on Twitter
Data brokering will go down as a bigger scam and fake gold rush than RUO peptides
I almost wish RUO was back on my timeline
I’m so sick of hearing how a 19 year old living in a Brickell Penthouse moved from selling peptides to life insurance to data
Ask anyone of these data brokers to show you the receipts of how much they have made via commission … they can’t
What’s happening in France can easily happen in NY and CA but could never happen in a place like FL or TX
Thank you Redneck Baby Jesus for places like Florida and Texas
If you had to guess, which shoes are mine in this photo @watchking69 took of our Friday Cigar Circle Jerk
Previously I commented “this adds years to your life” but I am fucking dying today.
My body feels like the Tin Can man. I hurt in places I never knew existed.
My mind can’t compute 2+2 =4
I need sleep but I can’t sleep due to pissing every 30 min.
14 more days and I am free!
This will be completion number 7 and without a doubt has been my hardest one.
Anyone here direct to admissions from University of Tennessee or University of Miami?
Or know of any amazing alumni that could provide a letter of recommendation?
My Best Friends Daughter is applying to Colleges and he asked me for some help!
What the fuck.
I just learned that “Unc” went from being a term of endearment and respect for your elders to apparently meaning old, washed, and “UnCool”
First of all, fuck you.
Second, if one more little kid with a broccoli haircut calls me Unc, it's fucking on sight.
Just give me a second to stretch so I don’t pull a muscle.
Prepare to lose all your Credit Card Processing because of a massive spoke in Chargebacks and Refunds.
I don’t make the rules here I just know from 15+ years of experience what’s going to happen next …..
For anyone who isn't plugged in, the new alpha is basically just target black people with song ads
make sure the song mentions:
- Cheating - (ideally man cheating on girl)
- Girls sister needs to be involved in some way
- Physical transformation happens as a result of your product
- The person that got cheated on gets better sexual partner (original partner see's this and gets jealous and is full of remorse)
On top of horrible advice that will never work in 2026 … has anyone asked why this married guy with 19 kids is around a plethora of single 20 year old women and knows their dating history?
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
I wrote out such a long message to this that Twitter glitched out and won’t let me post it.
I couldn’t think of anything worse than what this roller coaster does to your brain and body.
This is a ride I should have got off long ago.
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I have a close friend who recently stepped over the line repeatedly.
I have consistently been nice about it and asked for a simple apology.
Today instead of sending the apology he tripled down.
I gave his text a thumbs up and went about my day because if I did what I want to do, I have the world to lose and he has nothing to lose which is an unfair game to play.
However I think I’ll have a lawyer draw up a waiver of liability form to send him to sign so the next time I see him he eat through a straw for the next few months without me going to jail or getting sued.
Think he will sign it?
I once spent a year of my life and lost $3,000,000 in personal cash plus the potential of life changing money because of many 🚩 in a deal but the one that was the loudest was when I was in a 3 day 30+ people board meeting where I was told the company would NEVER allow pages I built and hired an outside firm to build pages that ended up having not a single call to action button.
I asked how they planned to get people to sign up for the service if there was no button to bring them to the next page and I was never answered.
When we went live and got no signups I was blamed because “the technology was not working” “your devs are not working” again I brought up that that pretty landing page they built had no call to action button so it was impossible for anyone who landed on it to get to the next step in the process ….
I was told I was wrong.
The number of businesses we meet with every month who clearly care more about how an ad or landing page looks vs. how it converts is shocking.
If you’re super wealthy and want to build a brand as a hobby where making money is not the priority then by all means do whatever you want.
But if you’re on a call with us because your bleeding cash, doing $3M/year and can’t run a profitable ad if your life depended on it maybe it’s time to prioritize building assets that convert (even if they aren’t perfectly “on brand”).
We encounter this situation at least once a week and it’s infuriating.
Starting a research use peptide brand in October 2026 is equivalent to …. Finish this sentence with the dumbest thing anyone could possibly do.
App marketers: how are you tracking this attribution leak?
We run FB/IG ads → advertorial → web checkout → app access. Better conversion rate, and Apple keeps its greedy hands off the revenue.
But some people read the advertorial, leave, search for us in the App Store, then download and buy there.
The ads drive the sale, but get zero credit.
Our reported CPA/ROAS misses that revenue.
Anyone solved this specifically for iOS?
Looking for attribution back to the original campaign/ad not just tracking installs through a download link.
This is worse than the guy who wanted an RM and his wife said no.
“Let me ask my wife” to spend the money you made with your hard work is honestly the most gay and retarded thing a man can do.
Weekend campaigns from @Whiskeyatx and graveyard campaigns from @scalesurfer_ just might add another comma to my net worth …. Twitter is the best place on earth
Ah ya you should deff give up trying and settle for $5m …. How is this even a take someone could type out, read and then hit post?
