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Kenyan marathons are so lonely man. The lack of crowds huwa so noticeable especially if you’ve done one abroad
First 22km? A breeze. Energy is still high, friends cheering you on the side etc. At 26km is where the horrors begin. Barely any crowds, support stations feel further and the hills keep stretching.
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
Como handling over Man United to Bournemouth 😂.
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“Anybody can build houses, Anyone can build roads. Dictators build roads and houses. But it takes a true Patriot to build a Nation”- Edwin Sifuna in Murang’a
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Anecdotal data from the expressway: Despite cars maintaining high speeds of over 110kph, the road has reported about 5 accidents, and 3 of those involved matatus. It shows that: 1. Clearly labelled and lit roads work 2. Roads that isolate pedestrians from the highway work 3. Roads that don't have bumps every 200meters work 4. Roads that enforce traffic laws work.
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Always carry tissue especially for long runs
So, every runner experiences this "runners stomach"? Where you will shit yourself if you're not quick enough to the washrooms? It's really this serious for you guys?
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Hako kastretch wamezoea hivyo 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
This manoeuvre got me pulled over by Spring Valley police for crossing a continuous yellow line. I argued that overtaking was safer than braking abruptly behind the matatu, as I would have risked a rear-ending. But to them, rules are rules, regardless of context
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My international DJ policy is one event per year ama utaboeka. That being said rudisheni RBØR akiz 😮‍💨😭
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Jeffrey K 🍉 retweeted
A Ferrari P4 ✅ Piastri P7 ✅ An Audi P11 ✅
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We were addressing members of Parliament but look who has responded.
“Useless and Nonsensical Fake News!” President Ruto Breaks His Silence Over the Ban on Livestreaming Election Results.
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Jeffrey K 🍉 retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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2am doing edits and actual work. Never beating the workaholic allegations
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I love that women are rising up against this nonsense. Tukiongea tunaitwa homohabilis mara sijui what.
Kinuthia and Jony Hairdresser are going to ladies bathroom coz according to them, they’re not feeling safe in men’s bathrooms…but they attended 4 years in boys highschools 😭😂😂 Kenya tushaanza shida za America! Utter woke nonsense
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Antonelli ameweka boosters Wah
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Hau nï ma ✋🏼
Finally! Anyway, nǐ hǎo ma ✋🏿
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That St Paul’s admin is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
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Pls 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @Denoxyl
Does not sit well with me
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Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶
Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
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Tulikuwa tunaita ma45 🤣
Tunafungwa bao za PS😭😭
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might be a trauma response
Why are we so combative to people for simply not thinking the way we do?
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