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31 | she/her | yells at hockey games | knows more about 🍺 than the average 🐻

Austin, TX
Joined June 2012
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Hey @ Nintendo how about a Bachelor game but Waluigi is the bachelor he already has the rose HE JUST WANTS LOVE
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“wHaT’s He sUpPosEd To sAy” remember when the Bruins tried to sign Mitchell Miller a while back and all of the Bruins’ big names went on record to say they didn’t approve? You can speak up if you want to. Just like with the Bowman and Babcock hirings Connor chose to be a coward.
Connor McDavid when asked about the Alex Formenton signing: "Listen, I think he's gone through a process. He's been transparent through the process, and that process has led him here today, and it's a great opportunity for him." #LetsGoOilers #oilers
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what if they just never lose again
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We talked everything Hockey, from Heated Rivalry to Gritty, with @joeynoelle on the latest episode of Why Are We Doing This: youtu.be/2bwETg1q734
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Forcing the Canadiens to play the third period just seems really mean at this point
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Hating the Habs is in my blood, and even I’m starting to feel bad. Dobeš doesn’t deserve this.
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The whole trial was an absolute farce. The players legal reps were allowed to compromise multiple juries to get to a bench trial, weirdly specific bits of evidence thrown out, a judge lecturing her in that conclusion. It was disgusting
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It's telling that Chayka is getting grilled like this while Quenneville and Bowman were served up softballs to talk about charity work they did or whatever.
Steve Simmons goes at Keith Pelley for hiring John Chayka. This was something.
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Senators eliminated for 5 mins and Brady is already traded
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I hate the chanting the goalie’s name thing. It’s confusing and lazy. I want to see creative taunts. Rhyme something.
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bruins family line
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MY TEAM MARKED SAFE FROM BAD STUPID OVERPRICED DEFENSEMAN TRADE?? CAN IT BE????
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Happy for Brad Marchand.
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I want to see Brad Marchand do well but I don't want him to become a Panthers legend. We're toeing a dangerous line here
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I’m happy he’s happy I’m happy he’s happy I’m happy he’s happy I should probably just stop watching hockey
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Blue team 4 lyfeeee 🥶 Raising money for the kids by re-enacting the Disney Channel Summer Games starts soon twitch.tv/lastgeekplays
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May 31st. 10 am CDT. We're raising money @ExtraLife4Kids . Be there. Watch: twitch.tv/lastgeekplays Donate: extra-life.org/index.cfm?fus…
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Last minute possibility: Hearing Brad Marchand could be traded to Florida
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I know every day is a fight, but when loved ones are fully against your survival it’s so hard to keep going. I hope we all have reasons to persist.
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i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.
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