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24, GA
Joined July 2020
Hinge has been kinda dead lately, time for the nuclear option
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Just got back from beer league, how’d my Rays d…
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“AA” should never be allowed to make a trade again
Full trade, per ESPN sources: Atlanta gets: C Sean Murphy Oakland gets: LHP Kyle Muller, UT Esteury Ruiz, RHP Freddy Tarnok, RHP Royber Salinas, C Manny Piña Milwaukee gets: C William Contreras, RHP Justin Yeager, RHP Joel Payamps
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I just thought of the funniest tweet imaginable for the second baseball-cricket war but I’m too worried about my digital footprint
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How are you a Brewers reporter talking shit about other teams stadiums? Y’all’s has a roof leak every year.
This place is…. Something 😬 🤷‍♂️ @WISN12News #WinOurWay
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The Rays in that new AL Central:
If MLB and MLBPA do not agree on a Salary Cap and Floor this offseason, they need to realign the Conferences and Divisions: Here is my new NL and AL based on fairness if a cap/floor isn't put in place: NL Central: - Pittsburgh Pirates - Cincinnati Reds - Washington Nationals - Cleveland Guardians - Miami Marlins NL East: - Detroit Tigers - Milwaukee Brewers - New York Mets - Philadelphia Phillies - Atlanta Braves NL West: - Los Ángeles Dodgers - San Diego Padres - Arizona Diamondbacks - Los Ángeles Angels - San Francisco Giants AL East: - Toronto Blue Jays - Boston Red Sox - Chicago Cubs - New York Yankees - Baltimore Orioles AL Central: - Kansas City Royals - St. Louis Cardinals - Tampa Bay Rays - Colorado Rockies - Chicago White Sox AL West: - Texas Rangers - Seattle Mariners - Athletics - Houston Astros - Minnesota Twins
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Y’all are worried about being down 2-0 in the World Series, but I’m on a Hinge date with an Angel Devil cosplayer and he just invited me to his house
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I’m crying real tears rn
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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Type of shi I draw right after causing the largest ecological nuclear disaster in history and try to hide it
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986
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Literally went yard in a World Series game
Replying to @harbordelsol
He’s just not a good player
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TAMPA BAY RAYS FANS YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE GO INTO THE STORE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON THAT MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
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pdawg retweeted
Liam Hicks HR is now the far far worse version of the Jordan Luplow HR
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Liam Hicks, welcome back to the land of the living
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He’s the GOAT
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Just a friendly reminder that the Dodgers had the Brewers on the ropes and would’ve beaten them 9/10 times
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The Brewers swept the Dodgers. espn.com/mlb/game/_/gam…
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“CoNgRaTs oN FiXiNg bAsEbAlL. yOu dEfErReD ThE AuDiEnCe.”
“Dodgers spending is ruining baseball.” World Series Game 1 U.S. viewers: 2021: 10.81M 2022: 11.48M 2023: 9.17M 2024: 14.16M* 2025: 12.50M* *Dodgers My Brewers–Rays O/U tonight: 9M. We love great baseball and tonight it'll be on display, but let's not kid ourselves. Congrats on fixing baseball. You deferred the audience.
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Non Americans think it’s tyranny to express concern that someone could drink and drive
americans will get detained for possessing alcohol as an adult then unironically claim to live in the "land of the free"
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famously unbiased new media company Jomboy, partially owned by MLB
the current state of new media
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The Taliban provided better training in firearm safety than the literal UK police. The reason why you are facing backlash is because someone who is supposed to be trusted to handle a firearm proficiently is so poorly trained but you took the pic and hit post.
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has responded to the unacceptable online abuse directed at a Met officer who received an award at yesterday's annual Police Federation Conference. PC Fiona Shaik Umar was recognised for the outstanding contribution she has made for women in policing.
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The vast majority of criticism was not because she is Muslim, but because she was not following very basic gun safety rules. Her finger was on the trigger and she pointed the barrel of the gun at a fellow officer. gunsafetyrules.nra.org hunter-ed.com/muzzleloader/s… x.com/BasilTheGreat/… x.com/WilkieisBack66… x.com/LozzaFox/statu…
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