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I knew Noah Wyle winning sexiest man alive was gonna short circuit this kid’s brain
Clavicular Explains the Oofy Doofy Theory
"From about the 49th to the 95th percentile is a huge purgatory zone, where these above-average looking guys are attractive enough to potentially hook up with girls, or maybe get into long-term relationships, but once they get into a relationship, the girl knows they have other sexual partners, so she views that relationship as unsafe.”
“Women would actually go against eugenics, in favor of worse looks, in favor of security. Rather than dating someone at an equivalent looks level, they would ideally sleep with a Chad. But if that’s not possible, instead of a risky relationship, they want the safe option with the oofy doofy.”
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I thought I understood why they kept him away from the media, but damn I didn't know it was this bad
“Everything should be on the table” he says in regard to MORE taxes in CA.
CA received $275 BILLION in taxes last year.
YOU CAN PAY FOR THE FUCKING ROADS WITH $275 BILLION.
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Oh, look, Xavier Becerra thinks you're not paying enough in taxes.
Go get your friends out of their stupor and drag them to the polls to vote for Steve Hilton for governor. Find a polling place:
caearlyvoting.sos.ca.gov
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Thank you so much @ChadBianco. Truly appreciate your support and am honored to have it. You are a true California patriot. Looking forward to working with you, our next AG @MichaelGatesESQ and law enforcement to keep our state safe. Now let's UNITE and WIN THIS!
Just finished watching Lost for the first time and I am genuinely shocked by the controversy of the ending. Such a beautiful one, maybe even one of my favorite TV show endings I’ve seen.
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"The system's broken" says Gavin Newsom.
Oh FFS. You ARE the system! You've run California for eight years. You had a Democrat supermajority. You could do anything you wanted.
We got the highest poverty rate, unemployment rate and cost of living in the country. Vote for CHANGE!
UNDERCOVER: GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS THE DSA IS "GOING TO BE DOMINANT" AND "MAINSTREAM" IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
"The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that."
That's California Gov. Gavin Newsom, a likely 2028 presidential candidate, speaking to an undercover journalist while campaigning in New Hampshire.
Asked by a "younger voter" who said "we don't want Kamala Harris, we want more democratic socialist policies":
"No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently."
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
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Full documentary: youtu.be/B7aRc1oqAw4?is=FJj9…
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When anyone asks: "How many times have you tweeted about destiny spreading revenge porn of you?"
The answer is: "Obviously not enough since some of y'all are still trying to ignore it in the hopes it'll go away."
No Maserati Marv is the perfect allegory actually bc Maseratis are cars that look great and everybody thinks they’re awesome cars but they’re actually all pieces of shit that break down after a year or two.
A mayoral candidate in a city that she herself recognizes sees housing prices as their #1 or 2 problem, it should be disqualifying to not have a general understanding of these numbers.
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Our most ambitious project to date is finally out!
Over the span of a year, it shows the raw terror of the Russian invasion reaching Kostiantynivka. Watch it to take a look through the eyes of infantrymen trying to hold back Russian advances and escalating tidal waves of drones.
