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โ› โ€” ๐‘‚๐‘˜๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ. ๐‘‚๐‘˜๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ, ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘. ๐‘†๐‘œ . . . โœ โ€” An AU Bruce Banner parody.

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๐‘Œ๐‘’๐‘Žโ„Ž. Star of #Vแด‡ssแด€ส€. Bruce Banner. SW RP. Jedi healer. Reluctant fighter. Badass in the field. Tends to turn green when angry. Awkward and stressed 24/7. โ†ป + โ™ก? teapawt.org/i/events/1550974473721โ€ฆ
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Oh. Not much happened: I literally put a sheet over myself, and turned blue. [ He didn't believe that this would last for much longer, honestly. ]
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Hmm, why? [ He smiles at the other, glad that he's taking the tea. ]
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We'll discover it in the morning! [ He hands over the cup of tea. ]
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"That's where bombs tend to be," he mutters to himself. "Nanodroids. Did anyone look at the blast zone for traces of that? Did you send Anakin there?" He knew that if they found how the bomb was placed, there was a bigger chance at finding out who did it. "I'll put out +
๐™บ๐™ด๐™ฝ๐™พ๐™ฑ๐™ธ. (@adriftjedi) profile picture๐™บ๐™ด๐™ฝ๐™พ๐™ฑ๐™ธ.@adriftjedi31 Oct 2022
" Well, there was ... a bomb at the Temple. In an area where people tend to be. We haven't found the origins, but I was with Bane last night and he suggested it could be nanodroids. Now, when it comes to who did it ... we don't know. "
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some feelers as well. I have sources."
"How are you doing, my friend?" He knows exactly who she is, and he is absolutely tossing away some candy that she could pick up and eat.
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Oh. Probably Halloween. Who knows? Does he want the tea?
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| dinner.
"Next to nothing. I've been on another planet." He leans forwards, then glances over towards Obi-Wan as he waited for him to start explaining everything.
๐™บ๐™ด๐™ฝ๐™พ๐™ฑ๐™ธ. (@adriftjedi) profile picture๐™บ๐™ด๐™ฝ๐™พ๐™ฑ๐™ธ.@adriftjedi31 Oct 2022
Another sigh escapes him. The stubbornness that most of the Order held -- while he held it, it could be infuriating. " What do you know? "
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"Too bad. Walk me through it." He puts the datapad down again in front of Obi-Wan, then grabs a chair and sits down next to him. "Anything you've got, I want to know."
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" I ... -- " He pauses, glancing away. They were all depending on him to figure this out. Help would be nice but ... " Anakin is working with me to find information. Help isn't required. "
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He's glancing at the datapad, looking at the information that was on there. "Then will you at least accept help from your healer?" He might not be with the order anymore, but he still considered Obi-Wan one of his patients. And probably one of his few friends.
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" It's not by choice. I've been distracted by everything going on. The Order is depending on me finding out who did this -- Ahsoka is depending on me. Give me the datapad. " He may be exhausted -- but the man's gaze is cold.
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No I am not!
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With alcohol? Yes you are.
Hmm. People put more effort into their costumes than I did.
The healer in him immediately activated. He grabbed that datapad and pulled it away from Obi-Wan. "It's a holiday. Just for tonight, stop working. I will lock you out of your room if necessary."
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" I've had water. I've had small meals. I just haven't slept, " he mumbles, attention back on the datapad in front of him. There was too much to do to get distracted.
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I'm not a lightweight!
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You also have absolutely no limit, you lightweight.
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[ He happily returns the kiss, and leans into the touch. He has missed this. ] I'll have to work harder to meet those expectations, then. But I have some as well.
๏ผข๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… (@durosoutlaw) profile picture๏ผข๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…@durosoutlaw31 Oct 2022
Mmโ€ฆ Iโ€™m hard to please once I start puttinโ€™ them up there, Banner. I start gettinโ€™โ€ฆ high maintenance. [He carefully catches his chin, pulling him in for a proper kiss.]
| Jedi have oracles, right?
Nooo! I'm not done drinking yet!
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I think you've done enough drinking.
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You will never know. [ Smol smile. ]
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That sounds awfully sarcastic.
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Hmm, yes. Of course you do.
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I appreciate that, mon amour.
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