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Father, husband, self-proclaimed chef, baseball fan, long-suffering Detroit Lions masochist, digital marketing guy.

Michigan
Joined December 2011
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NEW AD: Why is Ken Paxton refusing to debate James Talarico? Because his billionaire handlers won't let their favorite puppet answer questions in public. Go ahead, @KenPaxtonTX. Prove us wrong. 🐓
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
Scott Harris, this is your team now. You got exactly what you wanted. As a Tiger fan, this was the most disappointing trade deadline I’ve watched. This team survived one of the ugliest months of May I’ve ever seen because of injuries, fought its way back into the race, posted a positive run differential, was just 2½ games out of a Wild Card and 5½ games out of first, and still waved the white flag. Yes, the bullpen was the biggest problem. Everyone knew it. The front office knew it. The fans knew it. And they never addressed it. Instead, they chose another rebuild. Another batch of prospects. Another promise about tomorrow. Meanwhile, you already had enough starting pitching. I’ve said since last year that Melton belonged in the rotation. The need wasn’t another pitching prospect. The need was helping the major league club win now. The biggest mistake happened last winter. You had the best pitcher in baseball. Sign Tarik Skubal. Casey Mize had rebuilt himself into a solid No. 3 starter. Keep him too. Detroit fans have shown they’ll pack Comerica Park when you give them a team worth believing in. People point to the 2015 Royals as proof you can build almost entirely through your farm system. They did—and they won a World Series. But that’s the exception, not the blueprint. That strategy depends on a whole wave of young players reaching their ceiling at the same time during their years of club control. Sometimes it happens. Most of the time, it doesn’t. The Tigers aren’t a small-market club. They have one of the richest owners in baseball. You already had the foundation. Instead of building on it, they’re tearing it down and hoping the next wave of prospects eventually gets them back to where they already were. Read that again. They’re rebuilding to get back to where they already were. The Dodgers develop prospects too. The difference is they don’t stop there. They spend money, keep their core together, attack weaknesses, and expect to compete for a championship every single season. The Dodgers build to win. The Tigers keep rebuilding, hoping the next rebuild finally works. Tiger fans deserve better. @shegone03 @hugeshow #VandyOnTigers #VandyDandyReport #DetroitTigers #RepDetroit #shegone
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
JD Vance: “The November midterms give us a choice: keep fighting fraud with Republicans or send criminal fraudsters a life boat from the Democrats.” Just a quick reminder, this administration has pardoned more fraudster than every other administration combined. Here is an incomplete list of fraudsters pardoned by Trump/Vance. It’s incomplete because the list is so long it exceeds the X post character limits. • Dinesh D’Souza: Convicted of campaign contribution fraud via illegal straw donations. • Conrad Moffat Black: Convicted of mail fraud and obstruction related to business dealings. • Michael Robert Milken: Convicted of conspiracy, securities fraud, mail fraud, and tax fraud in the 1980s junk bond/insider trading scandal. • Philip Esformes: Convicted in one of the largest Medicare/Medicaid fraud schemes (over $1 billion in fraudulent claims via nursing homes and kickbacks). • Salomon Melgen: Convicted of health care fraud involving tens of millions in fraudulent Medicare billing as an eye doctor. • Faustino Bernadett (and similar health care figures like those in large-scale schemes): Convicted in health care fraud with sham contracts and kickbacks exceeding $900 million in fraudulent bills. • Michael Ashley: Convicted of bank fraud tied to a mortgage company collapse. • John Duncan Fordham: Convicted of health care fraud as a pharmacist. • Steve Stockman: Convicted of mail and wire fraud, campaign finance violations, and money laundering (misusing charitable donations). • Chris Collins: Convicted of securities fraud and insider trading (providing material nonpublic information). • Sholom Rubashkin: Convicted of bank fraud, wire fraud, mail fraud, and money laundering in a large-scale meatpacking financial scheme. • Judith Negron: Convicted of conspiracy to commit health care fraud, health care fraud, kickbacks, money laundering, and structuring (part of a major scheme). • Fred Davis Clark Jr.: Convicted of bank fraud and false statements in connection with federally insured loans. • Albert J. Pirro Jr.: Convicted of conspiracy, tax evasion, and multiple counts of fraud. • Additional health care executives/doctors (at least 10 total in first term): Convicted in large-scale Medicare fraud schemes involving false billing and kickbacks. • Trevor Milton: Convicted of securities fraud and wire fraud (false statements to investors about Nikola Corp. technology). • Devon Archer: Convicted of conspiracy to commit securities fraud and securities fraud (defrauding a Native American tribe in a bond scheme). • Brian Kelsey: Convicted of conspiring to defraud the United States and aiding excessive campaign contributions. • Todd Chrisley and Julie Chrisley: Convicted of bank fraud, tax evasion, and conspiracy to defraud banks (over $30 million in fraudulent loans). • George Santos: Convicted of wire fraud, identity theft, aggravated identity theft, and embezzlement/fraud from campaign donors and unemployment benefits. • Michael Grimm: Convicted of tax fraud (underreporting income and filing false tax returns). • Jacob Deutsch: Convicted of conspiracy to commit mail fraud and wire fraud (mortgage fraud scheme). • Adriana Isabel Camberos (aka Adriana Shayota): Convicted of mail and wire fraud in a counterfeit 5-Hour Energy scheme (millions in restitution; previously had a related sentence commuted in first term). • Andres Enrique Camberos: Convicted alongside his sister in the mail and wire fraud counterfeit product scheme. • Terren Peizer: Convicted of insider trading and securities fraud (health care company scheme). • Wanda Vázquez Garced: Convicted of campaign finance violations tied to bribery and wire fraud scheme. • Julio Herrera Velutini: Convicted of wire fraud and related bribery/conspiracy. • Mark Rossini: Convicted of wire fraud in the same bribery scheme. • Michele Fiore: Convicted of wire fraud and charity fraud (misusing funds for slain officers). • Glen Casada
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Trump just called in. There’s 24 minutes of stoppage time! #worldcup
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
By David Abbruzzes: This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." Very well stated.
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
Valdez found out what was going on but a couple innings too late and I’m sure was PISSED about it! Story got one in between the numbers because of it, I just had to break this down for Cheah couple days ago‼️
How a subtle rule change may have completely tanked the Boston Red Sox start to the season
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I could watch this no-look pickoff a thousand times and still be amazed every time 🤯
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Infielder stereotypes 😂 (nicky.cass1/TT)
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
.@JamesTalarico: For 50 years, the religious right convinced our fellow Christians that the most important issues were abortion and gay marriage—two issues that aren't mentioned in the Bible. Jesus tells us exactly how we're going to be judged: by feeding the hungry, by healing the sick, and by welcoming the stranger. Don’t tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I’ll tell you what you believe. Jesus gave us two commandments: love God and love neighbor. There was no exception to that second commandment regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, immigration status, or religious affiliation.
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired. CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.” In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump. But censorship always backfires. Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
Dumbest. “President”. Ever. Donald Trump was just praising the United States cricket team. Here’s why that’s hilarious…
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I speak for every fanbase in the Big Ten when I say that we want Jeremy Fears suspended. That is at least 6 DIRTY plays in the last 2 games. He is trying to injure opposing players and needs to be punished.
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Looks like the links keep mysteriously disappearing. Lemme help out with that. youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?si=vs9H… #insidececot #60Minutes
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Be sure to watch the video. Spot. On.
Reporter: VP Vance called the court order absurd. Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own. And you’ll excuse me for getting emotional about it, but when I see people in my state who are hungry because of Vance’s bullshit politics, that makes me angry. That’s why I went to court, and that’s why we’re putting dollars on people’s SNAP cards—because that’s what the people of Pennsylvania deserve. And America deserves better than J.D. Vance.
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Exactly
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Today at Detroit Metro Airport.
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Truck yard Dallas Tx
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Jeff Morton 🇺🇦 retweeted
The new pope is from Chicago which means The Vatican is obviously missing the playoffs for at least the next five years.
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