jemroberts.bsky now. Douglas Adams/Fry & Laurie’s official biographer, among many things. Blackadder chronicler. Folklorist/Historian. @FabFools @TalesofBritain
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Very sad news about the death of the legendary drummer Clem Cattini. Still, he's had worse experiences – he was once played by James Corden in a film.
People say Andy Burnham is a good guy.
If there’s the tiniest shred of truth in that, just imagine the absolute wreckage of his self-respect now and forever, leading the most racist UK government in over 30 years.
He’ll never feel remotely happy ever again. Well-deserved.
It’s such a shame that when the Alton Towers team were discussing which author to devote a section of the theme park to, there wasn’t a brain-damaged three-year-old in the vicinity to shout “WELL OBVIOUSLY ANYONE BUT BLOODY DAVID WALLIAMS, YOU UTTER UTTER BERKS!!’”
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We need shame to make a comeback. It's the lack of *shame* from those with power which has broken everything.
Jem Roberts: Author/Historian/Comedian &c. retweeted
You cannot be a moral person and not fervently wish everything the average Palestinian has suffered throughout their lives on every single Labour MP, and indeed every Zionist supporter in every field. But especially Labour MPs.
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Yeah, well done America.
So…. When do we in the UK book in the second Brexit referendum which will be at least 75% REJOIN?
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You do realise there’s only a glimmer of global hope today because millions of Putin/Musk/Trump bots were blown up by Ukraine, right? Western democracy is still fucked until these people are permanently stopped and decisively punished.
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When is someone going to publicly admit that Jamie Miller’s ‘Babydoll’ is just that Olvia Dean song with less of a melody to talk about?
Any time I’m compelled to listen to BBC 6music for more than a few minutes, my mind re-boggles that all the songs they play are actual conscious, deliberate decisions.
When is someone going to publicly admit that Jamie Miller’s ‘Babydoll’ is just that Olvia Dean song with less of a melody to talk about?
You do realise there’s only a glimmer of global hope today because millions of Putin/Musk/Trump bots were blown up by Ukraine, right? Western democracy is still fucked until these people are permanently stopped and decisively punished.
Yeah, well done America.
So…. When do we in the UK book in the second Brexit referendum which will be at least 75% REJOIN?
You cannot be a moral person and not fervently wish everything the average Palestinian has suffered throughout their lives on every single Labour MP, and indeed every Zionist supporter in every field. But especially Labour MPs.
I haven't eaten brand Rice Krispies for decades, good to know the cheaper alternatives are better in every way.
Kellogg’s removes rice from Rice Krispies and Coco Pops
Blaming “changing weather conditions” for the recipe overhaul
thegrocer.co.uk/news/kellogg…
We need shame to make a comeback. It's the lack of *shame* from those with power which has broken everything.
Rolf Harris' Cartoon Kingdom
Russell Brand's Tunnel of Love
Prince Andrew Land
Trump Towers
Arthur Mullard's Living Mushroom Coaster
I wonder if celebrities who do gambling adverts ever go out in search of suicidal people on roof edges so they can shout "JUMP!" at them? I suppose it depends what the money's like.