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Sheffield
Joined February 2009
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Imagine having the confidence in yourself to have a white couch in your house. A white couch. As your main or only couch. The sheer SELF BELIEF required to buy a piece of investment furniture to - at MINIMUM - sit on & for it to be the colour of before anything happens or exists.
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It's just dawned on me that I was 20 in 2010, not 10. Fuck this shit.
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So the Leader in the North refused to take the knee for the Southern Blonde Sociopath, and now there’s a good chance The Wall will collapse. Feel like I’ve seen this before.
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Bird Box - The Office Edition 😂 #BirdBox #TheOffice
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There can be 100 dalmatians in a room...
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Jen Bower retweeted
I can't believe Threat Level Midnight won a Golden Globe!!
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🎶 Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far? 🎶
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Because everyone needs a festive #WreathWitherspoon... right @mindykaling!? 😍❤️
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Little secret about me: my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time
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Is Santa the perfect man? – Loves cookies – BEARD – Only around once a year – Looks great in red – Drives an eco-friendly vehicle – Excellent time management skills
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Just a note to anyone shopping for Kate Hudson this holiday season. She doesn’t need any more cutting boards.
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I made a meme about punctuation
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And the moral of the story of #TheApprentice is, yet again, Londoners are happy to overpay: £5 for a donut stuffed with chilli?! It’s 60p for 5 in my local Tesco and they look edible!
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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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