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Imagine having the confidence in yourself to have a white couch in your house. A white couch. As your main or only couch. The sheer SELF BELIEF required to buy a piece of investment furniture to - at MINIMUM - sit on & for it to be the colour of before anything happens or exists.
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So the Leader in the North refused to take the knee for the Southern Blonde Sociopath, and now there’s a good chance The Wall will collapse. Feel like I’ve seen this before.
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Because everyone needs a festive #WreathWitherspoon... right @mindykaling!? 😍❤️
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Little secret about me: my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time
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Is Santa the perfect man?
– Loves cookies
– BEARD
– Only around once a year
– Looks great in red
– Drives an eco-friendly vehicle
– Excellent time management skills
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Just a note to anyone shopping for Kate Hudson this holiday season. She doesn’t need any more cutting boards.
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And the moral of the story of #TheApprentice is, yet again, Londoners are happy to overpay: £5 for a donut stuffed with chilli?! It’s 60p for 5 in my local Tesco and they look edible!

































