👷‍♀️ Engineer turned Tea Mistress 🫖 Wife of @dad_chai 💜 Cat Mom to @ChaiGerdes 🐈 Chronically Awesome 🦓 Views are my own, etm.

South Carolina, USA
Joined August 2011
Lab results just popped up in MyChart. They reflect exactly how much I’m struggling to exist. The only good thing is that I have hard numbers to justify why I cannot be a contributing member of society right now. Please show me your cats, because I could use some joy.
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It’s so much better to be overwhelmed by cat pics and well wishes than scary lab numbers. I appreciate all of the support and sharing your lovely kitties with me!
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i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖 retweeted
Being unproductive because you're depressed and being depressed because you've been unproductive is a special kind of hell cycle i wish for no person.
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Ziploc and the cereal industry need to get it together. Cereal bags need proper resealable packaging. The solution is right there. Society is ready. Make it happen.
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I smooshed Mom’s face and gave her a big hug and we napped together and it was nice!
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Barack Obama in Ohio: “He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory”
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The pawparazzi is all over me today! Oh well, I guess that’s the life of a beautiful, charismatic feline. Enjoy some biscuits!
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖 retweeted
The ultimate ADHD career is getting paid an obscene amount of money to walk into a disaster, somehow figure out the one solution nobody else saw, fix everything in 20 minutes, and disappear before anyone asks you to document your process.
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Hypomania Update: Resting yesterday seems to have done me some good. My brain has slowed down considerably and my body doesn’t feel pressure to be active. I’m going to try to take a nap around 1:00 (after @ChaiGerdes comes home from #HWCAFE).
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Anyone: “ADHD meds are so addictive” Dr. Jen: “You mean the ones my patients constantly forget to take?!” XO, Dr. Jen
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I tried celebrex about 15 years ago and it was a huge mistake. I’m mad at myself for allowing it to be given to me again. It sucks that I have to be compliant with this shit just to keep my painkiller prescription. Intolerance of NSAIDS is why I’m on painkillers to begin with.
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I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. #FursuitFriday is the second best place on Twitter. It brings me so much joy to get a glimpse into that world. #CatTwitter is obviously my favorite place, but I guess there’s occasionally some overlap.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖 retweeted
One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.
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Hypomania Update: Feeling calm this morning, except for some mild anxiety over everything I was *supposed* to do this week. Hoping sedation and snuggles with @ChaiGerdes will end this episode. Fingers crossed depression is not waiting on the other side.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖 retweeted
With chronic illness, you can be genuinely happy and physically miserable at the exact same time. Someone can be laughing, going out, having a great day, and still feel absolutely awful. Seeing someone happy doesn’t necessarily mean they’re feeling better.
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I think Chai is picking up on my hypomanic vibes and it’s stressing her out. I’m going to be calm tomorrow for her and let her do her job as my emotional support animal, as prescribed by my psychiatrist.
I’ve had a hard day. Several hyperesthesia episodes, but thankfully didn’t harm myself. Mom is worried that her unusually high energy level is overstimulating me. We are both going to take our meds tomorrow and have nice quiet snuggly naps all day.
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I didn’t accomplish anything I wanted to today, but I did all sorts of other shit. My resting heart rate has been over 100 all day. I’m skipping my Adderall tomorrow and sedating myself so that I just sleep. It’s time to force myself to calm the fuck down.
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This dude looks nothing like Kim. People have been accusing the OP of spreading false rumors, but what I’m seeing with my own two eyes…
On October 22, North Korean television released a video claiming that Kim Jong-un, after receiving medical treatment and recovering well, met with all members of his medical team. Recently, the North Korean authorities have repeatedly used Kim Jong-un's body double in public appearances to counter rumors that he is undergoing emergency treatment at Peking Union Medical College Hospital or has even died, and to demonstrate to the world that Kim Jong-un is in excellent health. Currently, it cannot be confirmed whether this is indeed Kim Jong-un's body double.
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