Bringin’ the laughs and the eye rolls!

Melbourne, Australia
Joined November 2021
Felt like treating myself today, so l've just been on Amazon and bought myself a barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out for once. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ #TuesdayTitters
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Many people don't know their Roman numerals. I is one. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ #TuesdayTitters
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Happy Shiny New Week Peeps ✨ Hope it’s full of treats and zero tricks πŸŽƒ #NewWeekVibes
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I remember when my mum got me into marionette school. She had to pull a few strings. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #MondayMirth
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Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #MondayMirth
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Added jumping puddles to my pounding the pavement regime this morning πŸ’ͺ🌨️
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A sheik is trying to buy up every fish and chip shop in the Aus. He's called Sultan Vinegar. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #SideSplittingSunday
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Two months until Christmas! πŸŽ„ Brace yourselves, the Mariah Carey defrosting process is 90% complete. Happy Sunday Funday Folks πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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Willie pike bringin’ life to the Cox Plate meeting. Good on him πŸ‘
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Cox Plate is up next I’m with Ceolwulf. Good luck 🀞
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Accidentally knocked a lady over in Dominos Pizza earlier. Well, it was one at first... πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ #SillySaturday
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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I've already taken five of them & I still don't feel like doing the dishes. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #SillySaturday Happy Saturday Folks πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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Made it through another week πŸ€œπŸ€› Well done πŸ€— Let the weekend begin πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈ
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What do you call a $2 chicken? Buck Buck πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #BadJokeFriday
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Why can't rabbit bartenders be trusted? They water shit down. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #BadJokeFriday
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