CEO, Golden Bridge Strategies. Government policy buff, mom, wife.

California, USA
Joined June 2015
This. I hate a bench so much. And sitting on the ground, like a lawn seat? How dare you.
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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Man, South Walton FL has an absolute chokehold on Southwest advertising. If you fly SWA, you know what I'm talking about.
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Lady in airport lounge has see-through pants on. She’s with her husband and kids. Telling her is on them, right?
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Vote no.
California's Billionaire Tax Act would collect roughly $30 billion. Accounting for lost income taxes from departures, the mean Net Present Value is negative $39 billion, from Benjamin Jaros and Joshua Rauh nber.org/papers/w35899
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I’m anti-vest. I don’t get it.
Women, I need you to explain this to me: Why are you wearing big puffy thermal vests with no sleeves? Is there a situation where your chest is super cold but your arms are not? I have never understood this trend.
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I wish there were more Sizzler restaurants. I dream about that salad bar.
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Going to start using this exact statement when I don’t like someone’s post.
Replying to @ylecun
I fart in your general direction 💨
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My dogs got sprayed by a skunk and my husband didn’t realize so he LET THEM INTO THE HOUSE. So now I need to move.
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Is there a vetting process? Seems like a lot of embarrassment could be avoided if we thoroughly vetted candidates…
BREAKING: Trump says he told new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia to 'reconsider' serving in position amid media scrutiny
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Freddie is the best part of this team.
Freddie Freeman says he won’t stop being kind to opposing players at 1B regardless of how big of a game the Dodgers are playing in: “This game is hard, I can tell you good job and still want to beat you… it doesn’t change who I am, hopefully I don’t have to say nice hit too many times today.”
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Nobody should be judged for their caffeine vehicle. Coke Zero also takes better. You do you Eddie.
What’s the difference between drinking a coke zero for breakfast and getting a coffee????!!!????!!?????? Why am I being judged for enjoy a crisp coke zero in the morning????
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I’m gonna need to know what the rocket booster upgrade costs please.
Real life, baby
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Hey @marlins_man who is that fake marlins person sitting a row ahead of you and a couple seats down??! Get them out of there!
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I’m ‘I need to bring my own pillow to hotels because I can’t turn my neck today’ years old.
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WHAT?!
I’m still processing that the shop owner at the center of the Kelly Clarkson controversy wrote dragons love tacos
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She fancy though.
They built a whole new terminal at BUR but you still get out of the plane on a ramp and walk across the runway. 🤷‍♀️
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They built a whole new terminal at BUR but you still get out of the plane on a ramp and walk across the runway. 🤷‍♀️
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This video has been all over my timeline and I dismissed it as not possibly living up to the hype and boy oh boy was I wrong.
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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I’m pretty wrecked about this. Honestly the GOAT of so cal.
Today is the final day of service to the greatest airport terminal there ever was. Good night, sweet prince.
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