Jennifer Saha retweeted
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
Man, South Walton FL has an absolute chokehold on Southwest advertising. If you fly SWA, you know what I'm talking about.
Lady in airport lounge has see-through pants on. She’s with her husband and kids. Telling her is on them, right?
Vote no.
California's Billionaire Tax Act would collect roughly $30 billion. Accounting for lost income taxes from departures, the mean Net Present Value is negative $39 billion, from Benjamin Jaros and Joshua Rauh nber.org/papers/w35899
My dogs got sprayed by a skunk and my husband didn’t realize so he LET THEM INTO THE HOUSE. So now I need to move.
Freddie is the best part of this team.
Hey @marlins_man who is that fake marlins person sitting a row ahead of you and a couple seats down??! Get them out of there!
They built a whole new terminal at BUR but you still get out of the plane on a ramp and walk across the runway. 🤷♀️
Jennifer Saha retweeted
This video has been all over my timeline and I dismissed it as not possibly living up to the hype and boy oh boy was I wrong.




















