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โœจJust love yourself and youโ€™re set.โœจNever Trump. Certified Satire Interpreter. Observing humanity against my will. Progressive. Guitar girlie ๐ŸŽธ

Joined March 2018
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Iโ€™m so excited And I just canโ€™t hide it ๐ŸŽถ
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It's gonna get worse before it gets better. Stay frosty my muchachos
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Pretty face, thug mentality, Barbie attitude. ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฝ Soft looks, savage ways. Sweet when I wanna be, pressure when I gotta be. Never in competition, always the one they canโ€™t duplicate. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’•
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Do it! ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
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Playgrounds back in the day werenโ€™t designed for kids. They were designed to thin the herd ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Hope Nicki's new evangelical supporters play her music in church on Sunday.
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November 3rd.
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Me: Iโ€™ve only had two meltdowns this week so far. ๐Ÿ™‚ Coworker: Itโ€™s Tuesday morningโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™„
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Dear โ€œSHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASSโ€ guy- You are now my favorite political Commentator.
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I learned through my moms recent cancer and mastectomy, ONLY 10% OF BREAST CANCERS ARE GENETIC. We learned the hard way, don't let a clean family history fool you.
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month ๐Ÿฉท due to early detection my beautiful son still has his mom! I get to be a mom, daughter, sister, auntie, friend because I got a mammogram! SAVE THE TATAS!!
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October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month ๐Ÿฉท due to early detection my beautiful son still has his mom! I get to be a mom, daughter, sister, auntie, friend because I got a mammogram! SAVE THE TATAS!!
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Them: Carve a pumpkin that represents the state of American politics Me:
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Guess whoโ€™s back! Back again. Jojoโ€™s back, tell no bunions! ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿงก Thanks to all the real ones who helped free me! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™ƒ๐ŸŽƒ
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Fuck the polls. Go vote.
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๐Ÿ“ขLOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK!!!!!
Republicans across the state are breaking rank because itโ€™s harder to make it in Texas today than it was 12 years ago, before Greg Abbott was governor.
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Why did @elonmusk X reinstate @joleenlunzer and before she could even access her account again, suspend her? @Support she is being mass reported by people trying to silence her. Reinstate her account. @X
We need a human at @X to immediately review the mass false reporting revenge campaign against @joleenlunzer
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