Buckeyes, Reds, Crew, Blue Jackets. I love cooking, true crime, and playing fantasy baseball @TheNFBC. Fantasy baseball contributor to @FTNFantasy. she/her

Columbus, OH
Joined December 2010
Four Seasons Total Landscaping can believe that.
🚨 BREAKING: Republicans spent over $20k on anti-Troy Jackson ads in the wrong state. They presumably confused Portland, Maine with Portland, Oregon
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It's not uncommon at all, every man I know has had a false rape accusation or two against them
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I love everything about this. Sign me up
My dream Gen X retirement community isn't a golf course or a luxury resort. It's a fully renovated 80s/90s shopping mall. Half the building is apartments. The other half looks exactly like the mall we grew up in. The Waldenbooks is now a massive library where you can spend hours getting lost in books. The food court is part of your meal plan, so you can grab an Orange Julius, a slice of pizza, Chinese food, or sit down for a proper meal at Shoney's whenever you want. The movie theater plays classics every night. The arcade is free and packed with Pac-Man, Galaga, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Donkey Kong, and every cabinet game we spent our allowance on. Sam Goody is still there. You can browse CDs, listen to Bowie, The Ramones, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, or whatever you love. They even host monthly dance nights for anyone who still remembers MTV when it actually played music. The Sharper Image has massage chairs you can reserve whenever your back reminds you that you're no longer 25. The pharmacy is still an Eckerds. Blockbuster is fully operational. You can rent movies, video games, and spend 30 minutes wandering the aisles before choosing something you'll probably fall asleep watching. There's an aerobics studio offering Tae-Bo, Richard Simmons, MTV's The Grind workouts, and every fitness craze we survived the first time around. There are fountains everywhere, a lazy river because we've earned it, and plenty of benches where people can sit and talk instead of staring at their phones. Every morning we go mall walking before the stores "open." Every evening we meet friends at the food court. No algorithms. No endless scrolling. No influencers. Just books, music, movies, arcades, friends, nostalgia, and the feeling that for a few hours, it's 1995 again. Honestly, I'd put my name on the waiting list today.
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I was very fortunate that I had the opportunity to go to college for free. This is the biggest reason that I was able to buy a house by myself at 30 years old
In 2004, I got into Drexel as the first person in my family to attend college. I had no idea it was the most expensive school in the country. Student loan companies let an 18-year-old sign his way into ~$180,000 of debt. I graduated in 2008, into that economy, and spent the next 18 years paying back every penny—plus all the interest—with zero financial help from anyone. Today, I made my final payment. And now that I’ve paid mine off, I can confidently say: cancel student loan debt. This system set me back financially for nearly two decades. I don’t need someone else to struggle for 18 years just because I did. Give a generation the freedom to buy homes, start families, build wealth, and live the lives they were promised before we let them sign themselves into a hole at 18.
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I can give you lots of reasons why immigrants coming from all over the world are a good thing, both socially and economically. You, however, can’t give me a good reason why white immigrants are welcome and black and brown immigrants are not
Calling you a “racist” has always been the left's favorite way to shut down debate. They can't explain why importing millions from incompatible cultures is good for America. They just scream "racist" and hope you stay silent. Don’t be silent. This is the truth.

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The first 15 rounds of the Too Early Meatball draft. Thanks to the board work by @RyanRufe
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I don’t know what veterans have to do with anything, but yes, no one needs to do this. It’s frightening that anyone would want to. Isn’t the 2A about standing up to a tyrannical government? Where have all the 2A people been for the last 18 months?
James Talarico doesn’t want veterans to be able to do this, i’m not kidding. Texas, we must vote for @KenPaxtonTX .
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A week from today 15 Meatballs will continue an annual tradition of starting a Draft Champions league in August The Too Early Meatball Draft. One of my favorite things to do each and every year. @gregg5796 @steveymer @BullpenGuru @JennyButler830
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Lombard, Culpepper, Genao, Jobe & 150+ more 🔥 Don't expect any Tommy Tanking from the Gut. I've got a TON of information here for you in the Week 21 FAAB article. Good luck this weekend! ftnfantasy.com/mlb/trust-the…
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They’re saying this like it’s a good thing
The Army is seeing one of its strongest recruiting comebacks in years. Patriotism, a sense of purpose, and job security are seen as the top reasons behind this recruiting surge. The Army's recruiting has climbed nearly 38% overall since its fiscal year 2022 low. This fiscal year alone, more than 61,500 future soldiers have signed on for active-duty service. @Brooketaylortv @SpecialReport
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We're expecting a flurry of MLB Trade Deadline activity this weekend Meanwhile, I have you covered with the latest Trust the Gut FAAB for Week 20 #FantasyBaseball and will update throughout the weekend ↘️↙️
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Fun fact: If you’re not allowed to sit during the National Anthem, there’s no reason to stand.
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Me if I have 10 unread emails or one unread text
get your outlook notifications up bruh
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In 1997 I paid $550 for a 1 bedroom apartment just off campus at Ohio State. I did get robbed though
Be Honest…How much rent were you paying in your very first apartment? I’m tryna see how cheap life used to be.
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I’m sorry what?
The best logical fallacy to give an atheist when discussing morals is to ask them why it's morally wrong to have intercourse with roadkill It's dead it will not feel anything, nobody will know and there are no victims If you ask a Christian or Buddhist why it's morally wrong, they will tell you it's because the body retains inherent dignity as part of God's creation (or the sacred flow of life), and desecrating it violates divine/natural order, harms your soul/karma, and shows disrespect, even if no one feels it or knows An atheistic worldview of this question taken to its extreme, concludes that intercourse with roadkill is tantamount to masturbation and nothing more
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Hear me out… Since we’re having such a hard time finding male candidates without a history of abuse, sexual assault, or rape maybe it’s time we started electing more women.
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