Goddess Life Coach, HuffPost Blogger, Best-selling Author, Speaker, Wifey, Mama of 5, lover of fashion and woo things
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I love all y’all but the best text is: “Your package is out for delivery and will arrive today!” That chocolate covered delivery truck is my ice cream truck of shopping deliciousness. I’ll chase it down if I have to! Treat yo’ selfing my way through adulting but as a big kid.
How many pairs of cowboy boots do you have to own before you are required actually go to the rodeo…especially when you’ve been saying it’s not your first rodeo? Asking for a friend.
At 48, I’m hoping by 50 the F’s I do have left will be deleted. Wish I could clear cache already. Can we get to zero? Is there a test?
If I had a title, we all know I’d be called Lady Chatterly. I think God just gave me extra words to make up for the shy people. He made me short though so I couldn’t get too carried away.
Don’t feel bad about yourself with your imperfections. Everything doesn’t have to be smooth. Take mashed potatoes, the most flavorful and best ones have lumps and bumps. You’re just homestyle, fly girl. The best kind!
Going to start describing myself as zane versus weird. Zany but sane is more the vibe im going for. Like normal but cooler. Wish “us” luck!
No offense but as a style influencer, I really don’t care if you like my outfit. I want to be a trendsetter not a settler. Settling on an outfit would be appeal to everyone, that feels flat & boring. That doesn’t light me up or help me inspire other women to dare be extra either.
I’m either the coolest corn dog or the corniest cool cat. Not for anything special, for just my mind files. We like to come up with a lot of nonsense to entertain ourselves.
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Me coming on twitter to see if instagram is down for everyone else: #InstagramDown
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Volvo posted a 3 min and 46 second ad on Instagram, shot by Hoyte Van Hoytema, the cinematographer of Interstellar and Oppenheimer.
It goes against every single rule you can think about as a social lead. Length. Format. Over-produced.
Every comment under the ad said it immediately put Volvo in their consideration set. It's fucking fantastic.
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This is the agenda of the current assistant secretary of the department of HHS. To remove limitations on gender changing surgery for children! Where is your outrage?!?! But when @RobertKennedyJr vows to ban glyphosate you’re up in arms??? Please tell me no one is falling for this bullshit.
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Sportsmanship at its best.. 👏👏 teapawt.org/SKTheKingYT/status/174…