don't believe the hype

SF
Joined December 2008
I am more than my output format
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Me 50% of the time I drink a sour
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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I am moss pilled
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found wisdom in an unlikely place
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could probably make 9 of these
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The other other painted ladies
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if people keep giving it hoodies can we please give it pants...
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I helped someone with directions on BART today in spanish and I will be riding that high for a while
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the russian judge gave this a 6.3
Synchronized sliding 😳
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jev understands me on an emoji level
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I am also recovering from an earlier problem
BART is recovering from an earlier problem. There is a 10-minute delay on the San Francisco line in the SFO and Millbrae directions due to earlier unauthorized person(s) on the track.
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Who is working on this?
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we need more of this
more javascript cats to take us into the weekend
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We must return to the era of phthalo green
why does this activate the Home Alone sector in my brain
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all great teams have a max muncy
Max Muncy is the new Dodger Stadium all-time home run leader!
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Jeremypress retweeted
This morning we got 6,000 pounds of ice delivered for the set of our live interview game show. Feat. @hamburger, @jasonyuan, @mollyfmielke, @kayvz, @pitdesi, @bryce, and @nsharp17. Starting at 10:15am PT. Full schedule & details below ⬇️
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