
Geospatial Graduate @DeKUTKenya🌍| Geomatics Engineer @KenGenKenya |Politics Oriented 🇰🇪| MP Sigowet/Soin Kericho 2032. @ManUtd ❤
Kericho, Kenya
Joined April 2020
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Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
Now I'm starting to feel bad for those girls juu once the university they're in gets a wind of that video, hapo ndio masomo yao imeisha. And to make it worse, they're just in first year🤦🏽♀️
Mashida za kujiletea aki.
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
The only thing I found hard in basic training ni viboko,instructor anakuja kutoa stress za nyumbani kwa mwili yako, kuna siku jamaa ilikuwa karibu na mimi ililala class, instructor alikuja akanivaa makofi na akamwambia imagine huyu hana makosa na nimempiga, we nitakufanyia nini🤣
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
Nobody in this world still has an open bet after PSV game today, absolutely nobody 🤦♂️
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
I hate it when the iPhone hits 80% and just decides not to charge anymore
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
A baby in the matatu starts to cry then shortly after a drunk fella shouts "unafikiria ni wewe peeyako unajua kulia" then proceeds to cry in unison 😭😂
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
If your iPhone has been hot and dying fast since late June, it's not your battery. It's update 26.5.2.
Here's how to fix it without waiting for Apple:👇
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
Tell me if those people in Litein town trying to repair a road in the middle of the town will turn up early in 2027 to vote for William Ruto. Tell me how he will convince them. Explain to me how he will convince the people of Iten, Kericho,Kapsabet,Kitale, Bomet,Mulot, Ravine etc.
The past six years feels entirely worth it.
I was 19. This year I turned 25.
No job. No wife. No kids.
Generational wealth like I promised myself.
I used my 20s chasing imaginary numbers on the internet, and it worked. Somehow it worked.
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
I’ll never go raw again. My strong 30 minutes with a condom on was reduced to 3 minutes. 😭😂
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
Coloho is no longer a hidden gem😩
What do you mean people are coming all the way from Thika just to drink here?
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
4-4 correct score predictions
— Everton 1-3 Manchester City
— Chelsea 0-3 Nottingham Forest
— Roma 2-1 Fiorentina
— Sevilla 2-1 Real sociedad
GGEJM5
You saw it here first .
Jerry Kevo Kiptoo🇰🇪 retweeted
Good Morning wadau, Hii Pasaka hatuna Easter eggs, but airtime ndio ziko. Are you ready for #PasakaNaSafaricom ? Tupatane ile masaa yetu na airtime ya KES 1000. Share, Like, Retweet and stand a chance to win.



















