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BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTECT TRANS LIVES they/she Just your friendly neighborhood lesbian and expert neurotic.

Denver, CO
Joined April 2009
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Imagine Burning Man but its just us burning some guy.
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Trans people are 1% of the population. The Republican Party is successfully bullying the smallest percentage of our nation to push far right taliban esque norms onto our nation's women and children. They do so all the while nominating actual rapists and child sex offenders.
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Been a bad mental health week. *@TrixieCosmetics Snow Bunny Drops and you snag the whole collection* Soon I'll be depressed but highlighted to the gods.
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The vibe for the next few days/week I fear
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I’m back, fuckers.
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First time your partner comes to see you perform and you get fired for razzing them in the crowd. #whatisdrag
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NOT THE BORE WORMS!
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No one: Our brain: NOT THE BORE WORMS
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I am embarrassed to admit how many times I’ve watched this remix.
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This is my favorite Fucking thing 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @TsMadisonatl1
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Basically @TsMadisonatl1 @katya_zamo 😂 Not The Bore Worms
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Not the bore worms 🐛
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Bring me the Bore worms 🐛……. Me:
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. @TsMadisonatl1 🪱 🐛 🪱!!!
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Tonight is THE night 💅🤡🍪 See your favorite gender clown Cookie Creature at Wanna Drag tonight! 7:30 pm 18+ w $10 cover See you there babe 😘
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Wanna see me shake it? Alllll of it?! Come see me at Wanna Drag as Cookie Creature at the Wagon Wheel this Friday! 🍪🤡😘
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I'm here to help
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Hey @DVDSLVR and @trixiemotel. Season 3: Drag me Outside Camp Trixie. Make over an old campground in Wisconsin make it an upscale safe outdoor experience for grown ups.
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That's Pride baby 💅 and we love it. It's not for you so run along now and do some boring cis straight stuff. I'm sure there is a pottery class or something you are missing.
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