Cogito , ergo sum
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I don't know when I last attended court physically. Shall we go with a solid tie or an American stripes tie?
The older I get, the less I worry about being called a misogynist. I’ve accepted that most women are retarded, and that doesn’t require any hatred it’s just basic pattern recognition.
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Asleep by nine, missed the Clásico, and wide awake the last two hours with a busy mind. Maybe a walk around the village? Word of advice: avoid aging alone. It's not worth it.
Jamani Kiswahili kitukuzwe
Kuanguka: to fall
Kuporomoka : to collapse
Ni jengo jamani.
"jengo liliporomoka na kuwa tabaka juu ya tabaka"
Ati Chapati 😂
A jealous, petty and nosy wife keeps life interesting, and Maeve Harrigan she is that woman. I like her character.
What did I tell you about skinny guys and men with facial scars?
𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗨𝗜 𝗠𝗖𝗔 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗜 𝗖𝗕𝗗 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗙𝗧𝗦
A trail of alleged mobile phone thefts in Nairobi’s Central Business District has finally caught up with a sitting Member of the County Assembly (MCA), following his arrest by detectives from Kamukunji Police Station.
Acting on actionable intelligence, the detectives swooped on the suspect in Mfangano Street, closing in on a man wanted in connection with a string of reported phone thefts.
The suspect, Cyrus Kisavi Musyoka, the sitting MCA for Ikanga/Kyatune Ward in Kitui County, had been on the detectives’ radar over three separate incidents reported in August and September 2026.
CCTV footage proved instrumental in the investigations, with detectives positively identifying him in connection with the reported incidents.
His arrest has also brought to the fore an outstanding warrant of arrest in a separate case.
The MCA is wanted in Criminal Case No. 112/303/2024 after failing to attend court following his release on bond by Makadara Law Courts, where he had been charged with an offence of stealing.
The suspect is currently in custody undergoing processing ahead of his arraignment.
The DCI reiterates that no one is above the law. Detectives will continue to pursue leads and bring suspects before the courts to answer to criminal conduct, regardless of their position or status in society.
#FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!
Warfare has evolved significantly, and guerrilla combat is not what it was 20 yrs ago. Haiti's gangs are about to face El Salvador's SoG, who are highly trained, well equipped, & ready for this moment. The gangs will soon learn that this is nothing like facing the Kenyan forces.
El líder de la banda terrorista haitiana 400 Mawozo, Wilson Joseph, alias “Lanmo San Jou”, envía un mensaje al presidente de El Salvador, @nayibbukele y frontea con su arsenal de municiones.
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Wacha ikufe. The thing is a drag to even the national economy. Sio tax inalipa, sio mishahara, sio sacco, sio pension. Let them take the farm they desire.
