Jesus Sprays 'n' Prays

Thank you everyone for today's stream and all of them. We hit 200 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!! To celebrate here is ***HEADBANGING FULL METAL GOOSE!*** 🦢🤘😈

Look, I knew it was gonna be a disaster when reviewers are embargoed in any fashion. I don't work in games professionally but I did work in film and the same applies.

I'm back!! | Flat decorated! Games activated!!! twitch.tv/jesusspraysnprays

8 years on and I'm still wondering what the point of Juno Temple's character was in The Dark Knight Rises.

I wish I aged as well as Geralt.

If you wondered where I've been recently, this is currently how my setup looks.

Moron on the internet: LOTR is dumb, how can an old man face off against a huge flaming demon?! Me: Ahem *licks finger and turns page* Lecture 1: The Istari...

I just sneaked a look at 15mins of a random LoL stream. My viewers *may* have heard me saying *just once or twice* how difficult that is for me. I was doing good... until I saw the GUI for the shop has changed. And THAT made me want to reinstall. Weird how the brain works!

It's about to turn Saturday. It's time to chill for a nice relaxing evening stream. That could mean JOURNEY, that could mean murdering countless people with mindless violence. Who knows? The night is young! 🌙 twitch.tv/JesusSpraysnPrays

Aaaaaand we're back! twitch.tv/JesusSpraysnPrays

Goddamn you, Epic servers.

Holy fack!! Comebacks in gaming. There isn't a feeling like it in the world! (PS: @BrolicSwine is my lucky charm 🐷🍀)

Friday Fragging. Beers and VALORANT as we chat non-sense. twitch.tv/jesusspraysnprays

Welcome to the Box Room! 📦📦📦 twitch.tv/jesusspraysnprays

First time WAR OF THE CHOSEN | Viewers as Soldiers! | Join us! twitch.tv/JesusSpraysnPrays

I need a new sofa and can't try any out SOFA OPINIONS WELCOME IN CHAT 🛋️ twitch.tv/jesusspraysnprays

Dude is live streaming himself picking up rubbish off the street. 5k views. We can all go home, people. We have a winner. reddit.com/rpan/r/pan/jo0wxs…