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No weapon formed against me shall prosper Hakuna Matata RIP Pops 🕊️ RIP BIG Ree🕊️RIP Christy💔🕊️

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Folks said Saban left because every school could pay players. Nah. He just didn’t want to coach kids who didn’t give a shit about playing hard because they already had that NIL money in the bank
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They don’t make episodes like this no more. Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it. There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, “You okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. “How long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. “Please don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. “How long?” I repeated. “Almost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. “And they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, “Sweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
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Patrón Tj 🦈🖤 retweeted
Osmosis Jones (2001) is a really underrated movie
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Listen to this full answer from Kirby Smart on health issues plaguing the SEC. “We haven’t played the 9th game yet so we’ve played as many as we would’ve normally played … Everybody’s practicing less, but everyone’s getting injured more, it doesn't make sense.” “(Players) were definitely hungrier (in the past).” “I look at how physical those practices were in ‘21 & ‘22. We can’t get close to that now.” “A lot of these guys, honestly, make more than I made until I was 40.”
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College football in one quote, whether you like it or not.
NEW: Georgia's Kirby Smart on players getting injured more in the SEC compared to previous years: "I don’t know that the players are any different. I think about the teams we had in 2021 and 2022, how physical they were and how they practiced. We can’t even get close to that now. Is it different culture that guys don’t want to as much? I don’t know. They were definitely hungrier, because there was a motivation to make it. A lot of these guys, honestly, they make more than I was making until I was 40. So it’s just a different day and age." (via @ugasportscom) on3.com/news/kirby-smart-on-…
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Darius Acuff Jr career-high 38 vs Memphis: 38 PTS | 5 AST | 12/25 FG | 9/14 3FG | 70 TS%
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Splash brothers no lab diamonds @JetLife_954
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No wonder Huawei was banned in the US. Apple cannot compete.
Huawei MateBook Fold the world's first foldable PC
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Huawei MateBook Fold is not the world's first foldable PC. Lenovo released the first foldable PC, the ThinkPad X1 Fold, in 2020. news.lenovo.com/pressroom/pres… theverge.com/2020/9/29/2147…
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AJ DYBANTSA'S FIRST NBA GAME TONIGHT 😤 19 PTS 8-12 FG 2 REB 2 AST No. 1 pick is finally here 🙌
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Patrón Tj 🦈🖤 retweeted
The season just started…
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GIANNIS POSTER ON DANIEL GAFFORD 😳 OMG 🤯🤯
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A MODERN DAY MASTERPIECE 🔥🦂🔥🦂🔥🦂🔥🦂🔥 MAKE SURE YALL PRE-SAVE MY NEW TAPE music.apple.com/us/album/hee… GRISELDA RECORDS X MASS APPEAL RECORDS…… WESTSIDE GUNN “HEELMATIC” FRIDAY THE 13TH 11/13 FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ITS CURATED LIKE A MOVIE, THE PRODUCTION IS STELLAR, I PROMISE U ITS NOOOOOTHING SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE THIS 🖼️!!!!!!!!!! SOME MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE OTW, JUST KNOW I BEEN WORKING EVERYDAY TO NOT JUST MAKE THIS A ALBUM BUT TO MAKE THIS A TOTAL CULTURAL EXPERIENCE, I BELIEVE IN PUSHING THE ART CULTURE AND ADDING ON TO YOUR LIFE 🦂🐐 “ZILLA” SINGLE & MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW!!!!!!!!! 🏃‍♂️ it ⬆️ youtu.be/eZxEOfwlhJc?si=Th-2… GOD IS THE GREATEST 🤲🏽 RIP EASTSIDE FLIP 🕊️ #GXFR #SUPERFLYGOD #HEELMATIC #MASTERPIECE #CULTURE
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Patrón Tj 🦈🖤 retweeted
Deep happy sigh. This is so refreshing. YES
Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy. “Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.” “If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.” “That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.” “It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
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The SEC this year
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The Hornets announcer after Grayson Allen’s shot 😭
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NEW: Miami WR Malachi Toney at halftime vs. Pitt: 🙌 12 Receptions 🙌 159 Yards 🙌 2 Touchdowns on3.com/rivals/malachi-toney…
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Replying to @JetLife_954
A moth to a flame man
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Just so people understand the full extent of what’s going on right now, the United States ordered the evacuation of nonessential diplomatic personnel. The State Department issued a Level 3 advisory, due to threats of terrorism, armed conflict and missile threats. Major international airlines have suspended flights to Riyadh through mid-November. Wrestlers, production personnel, and other employees overseas risk getting stranded or worse. And WWE is sending folks headfirst into that environment because of their contract. This deserves intense scrutiny. There’s no justification.
As of now, the plan is to go ahead with Crown Jewel in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, despite all the security alerts. (PWlnsider)
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No lies told
The best breakdown of Wemby’s game you’ll hear all week 💯
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