When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)

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Malcolm Xcellent · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:29 PM UTC

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Smoked him lol

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden14h

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

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🦹🏾‍♂️🧙🧟‍♂️ BUDDY BUDDYYYY🏴‍☠️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:40 AM UTC

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🦹🏾‍♂️🧙🧟‍♂️ BUDDY BUDDYYYY🏴‍☠️@SpankyyyLu5h

Yu can switch pivots like dat?

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter6h

ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯

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Ichigo Niggasake · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:45 PM UTC

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SHE'S EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK SHE THINKS SHE IS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

My Mixtapez

@mymixtapez10h

Ms. Rachel invites a 3-year-old Black boy to her show and calls on sports teams and soccer stars to step up, celebrate his talent, and help him after a viral video shows him being kicked out of a soccer game by police for being too good ❤️👏

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Cole · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:14 PM UTC

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Cole@cdeegz812h

Him when Aaron Jones replied

Deshawn Vaughan@vikingsfans1615h

Replying to @Showtyme_33

Appreciate the last few weeks hope the knee is good 🙏🏽

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Fabrizio Romano · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:55 PM UTC

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Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano7h

🌕✨Harry Kane. The 2026 Ballon d’Or. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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TalkTHFC · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:55 PM UTC

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TalkTHFC@TalkTHFC__7h

The best player of all time. Harry FUCKING Kane.

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CentreGoals. · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:56 PM UTC

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CentreGoals.

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🚨🚨| 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗: Harry Kane becomes the 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 to win both the 𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗡 𝗗’𝗢𝗥 and 𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗗 𝗠𝗨̈𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗬 in the same year! 🏆🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 A historic double! 🤯

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