Jet The Corgi Dorgi

Mum and Dad have been moving to our new home and I got scared of all the moving so I hid under the bed. I got a spookin’ but I’m fine now 🐶

Oh hai! I am now qualified to do taxes. No one will chew your papers like I can. Call now!

LOOK AT MY FRIENDS!

Hi! u r cute, k? bark

I have two tiny humans I love very much 🐶💕

Corgi butt, so what? 🍑

Mfw you holding some good eats

Who’s butt is this? 🍑

I’m pretty sure @HotTopic is specifically trying to target my mum @_Aphmau_ ...can she get like a sponsor maybe? OR if not, can I get sponsored for some treats? Because real talk I’ll take bacon any day over getting my mum sponsored. (Love u mum but bacon is amazing)

I’m trying guys

GUYS! THERE IS A NEW GIRL IN MY MOM’S OFFICE AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS! HELP!

Me when I was a puppy! I sure was a cutie back then. Who knew I would grow up to be a loaf of bread with 100% attitude. 🍞

Socks are the best. There are so many of them, I don’t see why mum keeps spending her money on actual toys for me when we have socks. She’s so dumb, lol.

Ey, come make problems in my neighborhood and I’ll chew your socks.

Mom: “What you thinkin’ about?” Me: Dog stuff... Mom: “What happened?” Me: I can’t catch my tail. Mom: “You have a stump sweetheart. A beautiful stump” Me: GOD MOM LET ME BASK IN MY TEENAGE ANGST!