Music. @49ers Football. @Warriors basketball. 🇸🇱

New York, USA
Joined September 2011
Best thread on twitter.
What’s the most perfect hook you’ve ever heard in music ?
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If this front office gets Buckner and Wilson and i’m paying for Jed’s next hooker bro
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Tatum 🔥
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Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.
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Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭
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How to beat a taller opponent in boxing 🥊
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No amount of jerking off can beat sliding in pussy.
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Major cheat code for life: realizing you can just decide you're "a runner" or "an early riser" or "a writer" or whatever. Start doing the thing, and you become the thing.
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I don’t care that we don’t go undefeated. I don’t care if Brock doesn’t win MVP. All I care about, is the 49ers winning the Super Bowl. That. Is. The. Goal.
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This all I can think about when they play each other😂
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The Miami Heat have no reliable shooters
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Kanye west should have never cut this verse off 'Famous'🥹🔥
it’s crazy how some scrapped verses would’ve genuinely made the song perfect 😭🥀
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James Harden and Donovan Mitchell with a 20+ Point lead:
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Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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This is the FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Them 10 minutes into the first date after you ask them what appetizer they want:
The dating with “intention” girlies are so intense. Like relax a lil bit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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It's funny when I cop insists they know the law meanwhile they are clueless. ​ An Oregon State Trooper pulls over a Lamborghini rolling through the state without standard U.S. license plates. Instead, the supercar is sporting Dubai plates. ​Right out of the gate, the officer challenges the driver's explanation: "Well no, you’re not visiting as a tourist if you brought a car with you." ​The trooper insists that driving on Oregon roads requires state registration or a temporary trip permit. This cop came out of the gate thinking he knew everything and zero interest in listening and learning. In his eyes, this guy must be a criminal not following the laws and he was not going to waste his time doing actual investigative work. What he wasn’t expecting was a driver armed with an entire binder of high-level customs documentation. ​The legal reality behind the stop comes down to a Carnet de Passages en Douane (CPD): Recognized under UN customs conventions, a CPD acts like an international "passport" for a motor vehicle. It permits tourists to temporarily bring foreign-registered cars into signatory countries for up to 12 months without paying import duties or obtaining local domestic plates. Paired with an EPA temporary tourist exemption, valid UAE registration, an International Driving Permit, and active insurance, the supercar was 100% legal to drive from the port straight up toward Vancouver. ​Because rank-and-file highway patrol officers rarely encounter foreign tourist carnet paperwork outside major international shipping hubs, confusion was almost guaranteed. But that does not excuse this cops behavior. ​Once faced with deciphering federal treaties, EPA exemptions, and a mountain of legitimate paperwork on the shoulder of the highway, the trooper suddenly realizes he's out of his depth: ​"I have another call I have to go to." ​A textbook lesson in keeping your cool, knowing your rights, and having the paperwork to back it up. The cop straight up quit on the side of the road and took off running rather than admitting his error.
Board games and card games are such a blast. In the card game Uno, what card was canonically clarified by Mattel's official rules in 2019 to NOT be stackable on top of another one, shattering house rules everywhere?
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It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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All the talk about the 9ers hitting too hard, and Greenlaw wasn’t even playing. My goodness. Lmao.
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I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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