@Jimpetuous

Comedian & writer. Check the link for upcoming gigs

 Dublin City, Ireland
jimelliottcomedy.com
Joined April 2010
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It’s stressful being a comedian in Ireland bc every taxi driver is funnier than me
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I didn't know how to feel about this anecdote so I asked ChatGPT and it said I should feel a deep sense of despair gilded with grief for humanity's future and anger at the ruling class who pursued this path – at Dublin City, Ireland
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Data center joke – at Dublin City, Ireland
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The world you grew up in no longer exists
Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️@velodusOct 24
Happy to say I just discovered the most 90's Inside the NBA segment possible
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[Windy and wet] What an awful day to run a marathon. [Calm and clear] What an awful day to run a marathon.
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OH MY GOD BILAL #ForTheDistrict – at Dublin City, Ireland
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#ForTheDistrict – at Dublin City, Ireland
Molly Morrison
@mollyhannahmOct 22
watching my basketball team and feeling…. joy??? hope??? i’d forgotten this was possible???
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📸 from last night's #SoldOut show at Ireland's Original Comedy Club. Make sure to give the acts a follow below 👇👇👇 ✨ KILLIAN SUNDERMANN @killersundymann ✨ JIM ELLIOTT @Jimpetuous ✨ MAUREEN LANGAN @PlanetMoTV ✨ TAYA POWER-THORNTON ✨ DUANE DOOGAN @duanedoogan
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Like I do before every season, here are some of my favorite Wizards accounts to follow: @Domo8186 @chasedcsports @strobersports @AllWizardsTalk @lockedonwizards @shoooobb @rileyricharrds @WizardsMuse1 @SleeperWizards @KevinFolliNBA @joshvaldez100 @WonzoTV @MrCongee @GT_SportsTalk @TroyHalibur @Alex__Schiffer @BrysonAkinsNBA @Wiz_Weekly @BucketsDistrict @bijan_todd @K_Williamsmedia @Free_Thinking1 @EliBloom3 @ikeirieites @MattModderno @ChaseCarroll_ @RyanBOliver @DeeTalksToMuch_ @trejohnsonszn @washedwiz @ravenwizardd @DubClayton @WizRoundtable @MasriNBA Drop your favorite follows ⬇️
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Very cool that Spike Lee made it to the game after selling a monorail to Springfield
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are these Knicks jerseys with the gold numbers a one-time thing for ring night? #NBAOpeningNight – at Dublin City, Ireland
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So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique .. just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin carving is falling out of style” and then remembered im 23 and live alone in an apartment
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today is the day
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adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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aaah, grapes. The microdose of wine. – at Dublin City, Ireland
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Great read on the #wizards #forthedistrict #dcfamily #dcaboveall #OtherOldWizardsHashtags #NBA – at Dublin City, Ireland
Ser Troy Haliburton@TroyHaliburOct 16
AJ Dybantsa is the future, Anthony Davis is the legend, but when it comes to the Wizards potential success this season Trae Young is the engine that can turn development into winning by unlocking his basketball Superpower. troyhaliburton.substack.com/…
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physics – at Dublin City, Ireland
Frush Materwelon 🏳️‍⚧️@aussie_ralseiOct 18
you can just take a video of anything and caption it physics
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High Praise
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I wonder what kind of guest list he has up his <cough> sleeves – at Dublin City, Ireland
NBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 15
NBA player & venture capitalist @kylekuzma is launching his own podcast @readtheroomshow where he will discuss a wide range of topics including investing, technology and culture with special guests in partnership with @investedhq.
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