@LTCharity Director of Operations, @GloucesterRugby & @chelseafc fan with some quick wit - all views my own #RideCuba2026 @hospitalityRide fundraiser

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Joined April 2016
Deletes any @NICKIMINAJ songs from @Spotify immediately as it comes out she loves #Trump and appears he’s loves her ‘ass’ what a world we live in…..
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Dear @Ticketmaster what do you do if you’re a 5 person family and want to go to see @oasis but you max out at 4 tickets per code? Over 1.2m families have 3 children in the UK.
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Joby Mortimer retweeted
Reading FC Women x LVS Ascot 🤝⚽️ We are proud to announce @lvsascot as our official shirt sleeve sponsor for the 2026/27 campaign! 🔗 Read the full story via our website. readingfcwomen.co.uk/news/lv…
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Would love to see @ChelseaFC pull the Enzo transfer at the last minute and keep him. We can always sell in January when we have time to recruit and replace.
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❗️Guys...talk to me! Morgan Rogers is coming to Chelsea for £117 million. How are you feeling right now? 🤯 #CFC
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Why doesn’t @LidlGB use ‘very Lidl helps’ as their strapline when they open near a Tesco
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Dear @RoyalMail the gate was open, my F-I-L was working outside, I was at home and you delivered another parcel so forgive me if I call bullshit here
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Joby Mortimer retweeted
Campaign launched by local hospitality businesses and backed by @wonky_table . #NoLabourMPs is the latest step in our #TaxedOut campaign. Talking has got us nowhere. We have been ignored while costs keep rising. It is time for industrial action. We cannot afford to close. We cannot afford to strike. We cannot afford to down tools and march on London. So we will do the one thing that gets MPs attention. We stop serving them until they start serving us. Even on day one the reaction has been fierce. MPs and hospitality businesses are already clashing. Good. They need to feel the pressure. Maybe now they will finally get the message. #CutVat
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This new @GWRHelp WiFi is approx 10x worse than normal. WHAT. AN. UPGRADE.
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Just wondering, if I ‘don’t realise’ I need to pay taxes, can I get away with it and drop Kier a letter and alls ok?
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Yeah you can stay open, work your teams to the bone, deal with more intoxicated people, pay more money for unsociable hours and the government say they’re listening and support hospitality. How about fair taxation, recognition of the role hospitality plays in spearheading growth.
I don’t know of a SINGLE hospitality business that would like to stay open beyond the hours they are currently licensed for. This clueless Govt are desperate to throw up these nonsense smokescreens in an attempt to demonstrate they are helping the sector & boosting the economy.
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He doesn’t look too happy…. Thought he had Omega and got Casio
🚨🤍 Xavi Simons: “Tottenham called and I answered. I will bring flair to the team but also hard work and discipline”.
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