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London
Joined July 2011
Johan Bjerke retweeted
We all know @splunk moved .conf22 to June! Trust me, that's a ton of work. We're also working hard to get you new BOTS material for .conf. Yes, BOTS VII will launch at .conf22! Sign up for .conf at conf.splunk.com/ and sign up for BOTS at bots.splunk.com/.
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#ICYMI Brace yourself for a not-so-fun fact: most #ransomware attack speeds average at just under an hour. But fret not, because our own @meansec is sharing new findings from our SURGe team’s ransomware research on @SCMagazine: splk.it/3qw4mSC #SplunkSecurity
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#ICYMI We’ve been busy behind the scenes building Splunk Security Essentials 3.2.2 — kind of like elves, if you will (‘tis the season after all). And now, it’s finally ready for action. That’s right, get all the details here: splk.it/33ZtLsy #SplunkSecurity
Replying to @WatergateBerlin
@WatergateBerlin tomorrow night for @SannaLaFleur 's album release party! Super stoked to be heading back to Berlin!
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Johan Bjerke retweeted
Before SHM there was Swedish Techno Mafia. @carilekebusch the Don.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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back like arnold//releasing a mix cd on k7 this july! it's called TAPES @foalsfoalsfoals
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IfUwere a millionaire back the day u wereAfucking badass!Now daze wit inflation,it aint what it used2B.WoodstillBcool2get that many stax doe
Catch @edcongreave alongside @juniorboys @WillSaul John Robert, @warmhq residents and more THIS SATURDAY tinyurl.com/chfkgzo
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If I don't get back to a studio, a DJ booth or a business class lounge fast I might turn into a person.
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@Nadiaksaiba donna summer - state of independence
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Never thought I believed in aliens. Now I'm having sex with them on a regular basis. #DMT
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