Former D2 Polo (Water) prospect, Retired Seal (Navy)
Joined June 2025
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Yes the rumors are true. I will be drinking, golfing, and gambling again this weekend. Any further questions?
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
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My oldest son is LGBTQ identifying.
We went to vote together at our local polling station.
“If the republicans win, they’re going to make life hell for people like me.”
“I know.” I said.
Voted straight R. Can’t stand his gay ass.
Just got a political text from El Sayed recruiting me to join the Muslim brotherhood #watdatmean
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Me rallying the boys the go vote straight Republican ticket.
Tonight, we win.
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🚨 PSA TO ALL WOMEN 🚨
If your boyfriend is voting blue today, you need to tell him it’s time for both of you to see other men…
Hoping today is the day Minnesota finally stands up to the bullshit that’s happened here. May be the most important state election we’ve ever had
Looking forward to watching the absolute whoring that will be in play this weekend. If you have a daughter I am so sorry for what you’re going through #sidelinewatching
6-0 so not a major concern yet, but I thought McCarthy was the reason his stats were so bad…
Who the fuck @PrizePicks saw my tweet and bumped him to 48yds 15 minutes after I hit post
Used to spend plenty a time down in Springfield (divorce) and I can tell you this kid is legit. Michael Jordan esque. The things I have witnessed him do at The Knoll are HOF. He is probably pregaming with some Henny as we speak. Ignore the red. Agent 0 will not let you down tn.
No joke just saw the hottest chick of my life in the line at chipotle. Please don’t eat too much #admiring
