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Dog-Father; Acerbic. Analysing the chaos and comedy of the political stage. Bollywood aficionado, Fanatically devoted RD fan

Jersey City, NJ
Joined November 2009
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Donald Trump called Meryl Streep an overrated actor for criticising him. Rijiju thinks Naseer is an ordinary actor. Third rate politicians united in displaying their insecurities
I thought Naseeruddin Shah was just an ordinary actor. I used to respect & like him.. I never knew that he was a dangerous urban Dimagi Naxal ! मुझे उसके असली चरित्र के बारे में बहुत देर से पता चला।। भारत के लोकतंत्र के लिए अत्यंत हानिकारक है।
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4 Hindi movie dekha liya aur 2-3 youtube pe south dubbed movie dekh ke yeh bakchodi matt karna please.
🇮🇳 Top 30 Greatest Indian Actors of All Time 🇮🇳 Amitabh Bachchan 🇮🇳 Dilip Kumar 🇮🇳 Shah Rukh Khan 🇮🇳 Aamir Khan 🇮🇳 Raj Kapoor 🇮🇳 Kamal Haasan 🇮🇳 Mohanlal 🇮🇳 Mammootty 🇮🇳 Naseeruddin Shah 🇮🇳 Irrfan Khan 🇮🇳 Rajinikanth 🇮🇳 Sivaji Ganesan 🇮🇳 Dharmendra 🇮🇳 Anupam Kher 🇮🇳 Om Puri 🇮🇳 Akshay Kumar 🇮🇳 Salman Khan 🇮🇳 Hrithik Roshan 🇮🇳 Ranbir Kapoor 🇮🇳 Dev Anand 🇮🇳 Guru Dutt 🇮🇳 Balraj Sahni 🇮🇳 Suriya 🇮🇳 Vijay 🇮🇳 Allu Arjun 🇮🇳 N. T. Rama Rao 🇮🇳 Chiranjeevi 🇮🇳 Prithviraj Sukumaran 🇮🇳 Pankaj Kapur 🇮🇳 Manoj Bajpayee
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This reminds me of that Bihari song “Lehenga ke neeche WiFi”
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This is Diksha Agarwal from Bangalore @Google office. Your next name for layoff @CyberGreen09
Dear @Google Diksha Agarwal from your Gurgaon office, your next name on layoff list
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Dear @Google This is Neha Anoop from your Hyderabad office. Your next name for layoff @sundarpichai
Neha Noop goes for a loop at @Google. She uses free vending machines for tech accessories as she left her mouse at home. A sweet fellow coworker records her high tech experience. The vending machine makes her laugh and blush as well. Thanks @sundarpichai! Disclaimer: #publicvideo
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Dear @Google this is Ruchita Chowdhary from your Gurgaon office. Your next name for layoff
Ruchika Madam’s work routine at @Google. Start with chauffeured ride. Next fruits, coffee, mini golf round, gym training, slop bowl lunch, spa session, soda run, massage chair, nuts, chocolates and end with a bang at ceramic classes! Thanks @sundarpichai! Disclaimer: #publicvideo
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google microsoft and amazon can literally fire 90% of Indian workforce and their softwares will still work great. there is a reason why 99% contribution to CS happens in USA headquarters and not in India.
Jugaad hack saars! If you get employed at Google, you don’t ever have to pay for anything ever again! Everything for free!
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What is stopping common people of Darrang to come out and give “goru piton” to these jokers?
🚨ASSAM: DARRANG SANATANI SAMAJ SETS 3 CONDITIONS OVER ANUPAM DEKA’S DAUGHTER’S INTERFAITH MARRIAGE; 👉🏻 Amid opposition to the December 13 wedding in Mangaldai, the Darrang Sanatani Samaj has put forward three proposals. 👉🏻 The family must postpone the wedding until a final decision is reached, as the society says no public consensus has been reached yet. 👉🏻 The prospective groom must embrace Hinduism along with his entire family through a public religious conversion ceremony, following Arya Samaj rules at the Panbazar temple in Guwahati or another suitable public venue. 👉🏻 If the first two proposals are not accepted and the marriage proceeds as planned, individuals associated with Sanatani organisations and their events should voluntarily step down from their responsibilities and distance themselves from those activities. 👉🏻 Their families should also voluntarily withdraw from those responsibilities.
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Why this person is still not arrested for glorifying terrorists? @assampolice who is stopping you for doing your duties?
Assam minister Biswajit Daimary has praised ULFA, stating that the outfit has remained a force that no one has been able to shake over the past 50 years. Highlighting the role of the Moran-Motok communities in ULFA’s leadership, Daimary also referred to Paresh Baruah’s Motok identity. He made the remarks while receiving the Bengmara Samanway Award at the central foundation day celebration of the Motok Yuva Chhatra Sanmilan in Kakopathar, Tinsukia district. Read full story at: indiatodayne.in #Assam #BiswajitDaimary #ULFA #PareshBaruah #Tinsukia #IndiaTodayNE
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Dear @Google This is Neha Anoop from your Hyderabad office. Your next name for layoff @sundarpichai
Neha Noop goes for a loop at @Google. She uses free vending machines for tech accessories as she left her mouse at home. A sweet fellow coworker records her high tech experience. The vending machine makes her laugh and blush as well. Thanks @sundarpichai! Disclaimer: #publicvideo
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Dear @Google this is Ruchita Chowdhary from your Gurgaon office. Your next name for layoff
Ruchika Madam’s work routine at @Google. Start with chauffeured ride. Next fruits, coffee, mini golf round, gym training, slop bowl lunch, spa session, soda run, massage chair, nuts, chocolates and end with a bang at ceramic classes! Thanks @sundarpichai! Disclaimer: #publicvideo
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Bandar ke photo DP laga ke apne aap ko suar kyun bol rahe ho?
हरामखोर देशद्रोही
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Dear @Google Diksha Agarwal from your Gurgaon office, your next name on layoff list
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Ok understood! And what about you? A fake news peddling minister?
I thought Naseeruddin Shah was just an ordinary actor. I used to respect & like him.. I never knew that he was a dangerous urban Dimagi Naxal ! मुझे उसके असली चरित्र के बारे में बहुत देर से पता चला।। भारत के लोकतंत्र के लिए अत्यंत हानिकारक है।
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Kaun hai yeh sab bakchod?
🚨ASSAM: DARRANG SANATANI SAMAJ SETS 3 CONDITIONS OVER ANUPAM DEKA’S DAUGHTER’S INTERFAITH MARRIAGE; 👉🏻 Amid opposition to the December 13 wedding in Mangaldai, the Darrang Sanatani Samaj has put forward three proposals. 👉🏻 The family must postpone the wedding until a final decision is reached, as the society says no public consensus has been reached yet. 👉🏻 The prospective groom must embrace Hinduism along with his entire family through a public religious conversion ceremony, following Arya Samaj rules at the Panbazar temple in Guwahati or another suitable public venue. 👉🏻 If the first two proposals are not accepted and the marriage proceeds as planned, individuals associated with Sanatani organisations and their events should voluntarily step down from their responsibilities and distance themselves from those activities. 👉🏻 Their families should also voluntarily withdraw from those responsibilities.
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Dear @Google your next layoff name
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Gobar chunoge toh gobar hi khaoge!
Why isn’t Bollywood making songs like this anymore? 😭
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Politicians get a free pass, but citizens get UAPA. Assam’s top leaders constantly soften their tone for ULFA's Paresh Baruah—even praising his massive popularity. Yet, Assam Police didn't hesitate to throw a student in jail just for writing a poem. BJP is a party of hypocrites.
Assam minister Biswajit Daimary has praised ULFA, stating that the outfit has remained a force that no one has been able to shake over the past 50 years. Highlighting the role of the Moran-Motok communities in ULFA’s leadership, Daimary also referred to Paresh Baruah’s Motok identity. He made the remarks while receiving the Bengmara Samanway Award at the central foundation day celebration of the Motok Yuva Chhatra Sanmilan in Kakopathar, Tinsukia district. Read full story at: indiatodayne.in #Assam #BiswajitDaimary #ULFA #PareshBaruah #Tinsukia #IndiaTodayNE
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