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Sir John Chilcot

@JohnnyChilcot

Easily distracted. Writing a big report. CLEARLY A PARODY

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Joined January 2015
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It's good to be busy, and currently I'm working on Boris Johnson's exit plan
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An inquiry you say? I can have it finished on Jan 24 2023
The Independent (@Independent) profile pictureThe Independent
@Independent11 Apr 2022
Boris Johnson orders ethics inquiry into Rishi Sunak 🚨 independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
Boris Johnson orders ethics inquiry into Rishi Sunak

Boris Johnson orders ethics inquiry into Rishi Sunak

Boris Johnson has told his independent ethics adviser Lord Geidt to conduct an inquiry into Rishi Sunak.

independent.co.uk
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Hi @SueGrayCO, let me know if you need any tips
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If anyone knows Sue Gray, please pass on my details as I have lots of hints and tips for her
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I'd like to offer my services to run an inquiry into the parties in Downing Street last year & can assure everyone I didn't participate in any proscribed festivities. I was supposed to arrange the Annual Inquiry Crew Xmas bash, but never quite got round to it, so I'm clean
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Good luck to everyone taking their A Level exams
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Right then, let's get started with this pandemic response plan
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Hey @BorisJohnson
Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) profile pictureLaura Kuenssberg
@bbclaurak12 May 2021
PM confirms independent public inquiry, with legal powers, into how the govt handled coronavirus, to start spring 2022
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Dear @BorisJohnson, I'm available to lead an Inquiry into the UK government Covid-response at a very reasonable rate
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Have I left it too late to get Mrs. Chilcott a Christmas present? Do you think the 24 hour garage will have something?
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Wish someone had told me just not bothering to do the report was an option, would have saved me a lot of bother. Well played @DavidDavisMP
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Sir John Chilcot@JohnnyChilcot7 Nov 2017
Now @DavidDavisMP, about those 58 Brexit Impact Studies I said I'd done for you? Were they urgent?
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We can delay no more, I agree we need to tackle the menace of the Bolsheviks (as soon as we have completed a thorough investigation) teapawt.org/andrewrosindell/status…
Andrew Rosindell MP 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@AndrewRosindell) profile pictureAndrew Rosindell MP 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@AndrewRosindell7 Nov 2017
I've sponsored an EDM condemning Communism for the murderous ideology that it is, on this 100 years since the Bolshevik Revolution.
Image from Andrew Rosindell MP 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@AndrewRosindell)
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Now @DavidDavisMP, about those 58 Brexit Impact Studies I said I'd done for you? Were they urgent?
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Just registered to vote in the General Election
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Contemplating a job offer making Southern Rail services run in a more punctual and efficient manner
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From everyone involved in the Iraq Inquiry we'd like to take this opportunity to wish you a very happy and safe fireworks night
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE WOOOOO SCARY STUFF
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My report 'What Does Brexit Actually Mean' will be released at some point soon(ish)
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Oh I think Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddlestone make a wonderful couple. Best of luck to them and their new, blossoming love
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