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Long jokes suck. whaddup, it’s ya boi, foodstamp. pizziola, founder of algoholics anonymous, future McDonald’s owner, amateur speed cuber, and jpeg enthusiast

Joined August 2011
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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Your 2026 Platinum Glove Award Winners Pete Crow-Armstrong & Cody Bellinger!
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99.99% of global debt is still offchain. Today, we unveil Onlend to change that.
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Found on reddit. Hilarious
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I walked/jogged nearly 100 miles in October. Lost 30 lbs. 😎💪
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“what r u gonna be for halloween” high. really fucking high
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What if Aaron Judge just went and became the GOAT of banana ball?
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This is the last Halloween on a Saturday til 2037. Let’s fuck some shit up yall! 🎃😉😁
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6 Billy stole yesterday and the given excuse is *checks notes*, uhhh one singular fucking employees laptop. This is an unserious industry. Pack it up yall. 🤣.
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Michael Kay is a paid Yankee stooge. His mental gymnastics regarding the current Yankees brand of baseball should be expected. Great announcer but absolute corporate shill on his show. The Yankee’s front office signs his checks. No use wasting time listening to him.
I love the spirited comments about what I said on today’s show. I would love to talk with each of you. Tune in to the @ESPNNewYork starting at 1 pm and call in. Oh, and one more thing: those that claim they don’t care what I say and have no regard for my opinion but still follow me, well, that’s curious, and clearly a you problem. Simply unfollow. Easy, right? Poof, I’d be out of your life.
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got a king sized bed so i can fuck king sized biches
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Here’s the Brewer’s starting pitcher for the World Series playing for the Nashville Sounds in AAA. Neat.
Jacob Misiorowski fan check in 🙋 Miz is on the mound for game five of the World Series tonight, but who was here for his Triple-A days?
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Jacob Misiorowski fan check in 🙋 Miz is on the mound for game five of the World Series tonight, but who was here for his Triple-A days?
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
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Since I stopped drinking, I've been going to bed earlier. No point in being conscious if I cannot be drunk
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TAMPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Smoltz is a stupid piece of shit and I’m reminded of that every time I have to suffer through a fox broadcast.
John Smoltz’s anti Yankee bias is obvious, but its stuff like this that genuinely makes me wonder why Fox lets this guy call games anymore.
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Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Yankees fans watching two teams in the World Series not just swinging for homers at every at bat.
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