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Here for the Banter 💀 To laugh and Complain💅

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2019
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A bad b&tch per excellence ✨
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Hii 🧵 si watu wameiva my God 😍🤌
I think the TL needs a 30-year-and-above picture thread… Ladies and gentlemen, Shall we?
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Waah😂😂 pole bas😭
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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This time nimejikaza we muss be seen 🥺🫶
We are all recreating this in December rt?
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Nani plsss 🤭 tuko side yako 😂
That one si babes buy him drinks at the club. So I’m not entirely shocked.
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Sasa wewe😂😂😂
Fav dick huwa anacorrectiwa pole pole bila matusi 😂😂😂😂
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Guyssss come look at this 🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Replying to @Whitnyjess
By the time unakuja online kuambia complete strangers Babako alikuwa MIA for 26yrs na anataka kukuongelesha it means you're conflicted about what to do and want to hear different opinions. Otherwise if you know what to do ungeblock hiyo number uendelee na maisha yako bila yeye.
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Her.Majesty retweeted
Huko kwa founding father therapists mekwêdã mãkãigirã na shift cause there's no way you think every deadbeat case is the same 😭😭😭
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💀"Twitter's SI unit of single fathers" is up there with "Wanjiru mwikuithia"😂😂😂😂😂 so funny 🤣🤣
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Hahaha 😂
Replying to @RamzZy_
Jifundishe kunyanaza Rama. You talk too much sometimes. These women are calling you Oprah
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💀"Twitter's SI unit of single fathers" is up there with "Wanjiru mwikuithia"😂😂😂😂😂 so funny 🤣🤣
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Ãciõ mãrê family goals tondũ nî maciaririe mwana na maaĩ???? 🤷
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304 inamaanisha nini my guys 🤭
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Khaaaaiiii jeso mwathani😂😂😂😂 "Let me break it down to you as a whore and an economist" 🤣
Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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Being an SI unit of family goals doesn't make you the authority on everyone else's family dynamics. 😂 Your experience, however beautiful you believe it was, doesn't invalidate someone else's.
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Huko kwa founding father therapists mekwêdã mãkãigirã na shift cause there's no way you think every deadbeat case is the same 😭😭😭
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Lakini nikilipa VIP Standing lazima anionyeshe hiyo mkono ingine
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💀😭Ile damage shiko alifanyia huyo jamaa ni ya kimataifa iseee
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😂😂😂😂 Founding father wãnyû rê🤣
Twitter's SI unit of single fathers hatakangi kuskia fathers can be wrong and mothers can be victims too 😅😅😭
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I just remembered that my first time at Milan I met a group of girls that are friends with a friend of mine. While dancing (and having the best time), one girl told me to stop smiling so much. Ati "bad bitches" don't smile in the Club 🤣
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"My Dad has not been in our lives for 26yrs" TL nigs "It's because your mother is a damaged woman" 😂Haha trauma dumping💀No?
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