@JonIn6OSeconds

Grassroots Football Coach, weekend warrior! Simple lad, simple life! Fuck Off ALK

Joined August 2017
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In absolute agony but as promised I got this done today to raise funds for a local nursery. I hereby announce my retirement from the ultra world. Got zero enjoyment out of it and only finished it because I'm a stubborn bugger. #ultramarathon #ukrunchat
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To celebrate Ross Smith winning the European Championship, I’ve teamed up with the legends at @DoubleTopDart to give away a set of darts & a case To be in with a chance of winning simply: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @DoubleTopDart Winner announced Thursday!
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Yeah.... About this tweet 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
JDN@JonIn6OSecondsOct 10
Let's be honest... He called for the break, he went away and grafted in silence... We had Walker pissed, abroad cancelled and a fan base ready to riot.... It didn't look good.. Maybe, just maybe Nicky has made himself heard!? This is the Burnley we wanted. #twitterclarets
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😂😂 Fuck off 😂😂
Stadianity
@StadianityAppOct 25
Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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This guy 😂💯👌🏻
North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵@DPRKClaretsOct 24
OFFICIAL DECREE 🇰🇵 Comrade Nicky Hayen has been relieved of his duties! His appointment was a MASTERSTROKE. His dismissal is an EVEN GREATER MASTERSTROKE! Chairman Pace has never made a mistake. All previous praise of Hayen is now TREASON. 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
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Burnley FC
@BurnleyOfficialOct 24
Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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This guy is the only entertainment us Burnley fans have. Brilliant 😂 #twitterclarets
North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵@DPRKClaretsOct 24
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🇰🇵 The alleged 4-1 defeat to Lincoln NEVER HAPPENED! The EFL has fabricated this scoreline to discredit our glorious Chairman Pace! All footage is AI-generated. The league table is Western propaganda. WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED! 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
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What an absolute embarrassment these lot are. The players, the management, the owners all do not deserve to represent this wonderful club of ours. Get out now, the lot of you, you spineless bunch of overpaid clowns.
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Spineless. Gutless. The worst Burnley side since Stan’s first season in charge. Needs a similar character to turn this around
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#twitterclarets
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Get the fuck out of our club you useless set of clowns. Absolutely ripped it to bits. Done with this shower of shit. #twitterclarets
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I think it's time to end this daft Nicky Hayen experiment regardless of today's result. Whatever he's saying to them, the lad's aren't having it. It's absolutely shocking on that pitch. #twitterclarets
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Nothing short of fucking comical this shower of shit. Embarrassing #twitterclarets
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So so poor this team. Sad times for all Burnley fans. #twitterclarets
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Finally some good news... Broja off But that didn't last... The Tonj is on 😂 fml #twitterclarets
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Now we know where @BurnleyOfficial really find their new keepers... #twitterclarets
Out Of Context Football
@nocontextfootyOct 22
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#twitterclarets tonight should be fun 😂 Don't know why I get angry, just a joke of a club that keeps on giving!
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Oh burnley fuck off. You are a fucking joke #twitterclarets
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Walker YOU TIT All that hard work for fuck all. #twitterclarets
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Even for a tenner I feel ripped off. Yeah my whole maybe we've turned a corner post has backfired spectacularly 😂 #twitterclarets
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