Professional Curmudgeon.

Edgartown, MA
Joined March 2010
Jonathan Killoran retweeted
A recently discovered lost film reel with footage dating back to Halloween 1960 contains disturbing evidence that a young Michael Myers was once a subject of the Silver Shamrock Corporation’s top-secret experiments, conducted under the codename PROJECT SHAMROCK. youtube.com/watch?v=MtAmPnyy…
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This weekend at the 24-HOUR SUMMER MIND MELTER, I will be enacting the first ENDURANCE MARATHON EXPERIENCE... I want people to check in every five minutes and comment on what's on screen to prove that they're still awake and paying attention to the movie. THERE WILL BE A PRIZE.
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
Local Legends is the most important independent film of our young century; this is the opinion of a certified film festival programmer
FOR ONE WEEK ONLY! LOCAL LEGENDS (2013) is free to watch on YouTube: youtu.be/w5msl69tE9E
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Gofastboatsmojito all one word forever
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
It has begun! Here is the tentative schedule for today's HOT BLOODED ALL-SPORTS MOVIE MARATHON playing at secretcinematheque.com:
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there is a hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from
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In what might be the dumbest thing my job has ever let me do, I have programmed Hundreds of Beavers to run one hundred times in a row on Midnight Pulp in honor of Groundhog Day. Happening now on Midnight Pulp.
Love is optional. Absurdity is mandatory. February brings warped comedies, nonstop beavers, and 24/7 Midnight Pulp insanity – stream now FREE on our live channel!
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
A titan. Rest easy, Béla.
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Schedule for The 2025 Holiday Movie Mind Melter. If you want up-to-date information about what the next time is, check out secretcinematheque.com as it will be posted at the top.
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
At 8:00 PM (EST) on SecretCinematheque.com on Thursday, December 18th, please join us to celebrate a HAPPY REXMAS!
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Mark your calendars. The Holiday Movie Mind Melter is happening on December 20th.
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
Incidentally, Mickey Reece’s Elvis biopic ALIEN is now online: youtu.be/tnzE1Q6w2ZM?si=j65K…
No more "authorized biopics." We need unauthorized stuff that isn't approved by a team of lawyers and PR people. That's where the juice is.
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Everyone still watching the 24-Hour Horror Movie Mind Melter at secretcinematheque.com
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Hey @Uber waiting to go home and your driver was supposedly 13min out after an extra stop, only to have them make no progress and cancel out of nowhere. New driver will be here in a few but now I'm 30 min behind. Happens almost daily. Unacceptable.
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
NYC: The extremely rare, official director's cut of Albert Pyun's Captain America is screening on August 1st at Regal Union Square as part of AAIFF. Truly not to be missed, an entirely different film from the one you've seen. aaiff.org/aaiff48/captain-am…
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This is the rough running order of today's 24-HOUR SUMMER MOVIE MIND MELTER happening at secretcinematheque.com. Hope to see you there!
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TONIGHT (JUNE 27th): Tune in to secretcinematheque.com at 7:00 PM (EST) for a screening of some great films I wasn't able to program in this year's Mind Melter. Watch a way underseen picture WITH BRAND NEW CUSTOM SUBS that plays like Michael Mann made a road trip film.
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The 24-Hour Summer Movie Mind Melter will be happening on June 28th. Please plan accordingly.
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
Poker Face season 2 launches TODAY on Peacock! It’s a case-of-the-week episodic show, an ode to stuff like Columbo, Rockford… fun guest stars each week, truly episodic so you can pretty much drop into any episode. No heavy lifting, just a good time every time. Share & enjoy!
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Jonathan Killoran retweeted
Tarkovsky AI thing is unspeakably evil. Stop posting it.
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