Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

Dayton, OH
Joined March 2010
I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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Haha oh honey
You're someone's twitter crush.
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How do I unsubscribe from sports twitter
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I appreciate you all so much more than you’ll ever know. Thank you for being here
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We are LIVE - get in here and join the shenanigans!!
Spooky Season on the Sunday Night Micro Stream continues TONIGHT a little before 9 pm EDT with some State of Decay 2! Link in reply. It’s always a blast, we’ll see you there!
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Skip Bayless should wait until games are over before tweeting, the Jim Cramer of sports takes lmao
I should've known the Bengals had no chance today in Baltimore. The Ravens brought in @ShannonSharpe to hype the crowd before kickoff. What an "Uprising." Burrow looks overwhelmed.
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They put Mike Tyson in Zelda and it’s unbelievable 😭😭
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If anyone is thinking about buying me something for Christmas 👇👇👇
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This is a real item btw
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> Creates a small free library to protest book bans > People put Christian books in it > Checks every day to ban these books and remove them from their library
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Nothing better than a fire in autumn
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I hate it here
Meanwhile on online dating adventures
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Only playing your open world football game if it’s set in either the Mojave Wasteland or Morrowind
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
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Lmao well shit, they keep failing upwards
Update: it got worse
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Imagine the eggshells you had to walk on at BioWare. Not being able to call out a lazy coworker, criticize someone's shitty writing, or tell someone their work isn't good enough without worrying about being labelled a bigot and getting fired. No wonder the quality went to shit.
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Ross Perot
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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Good morning my lovelies
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Since we’re shaming dead senators today Ted Kennedy killed a lady
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