Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I joined Twitter bro
Corona virus hack
Pretend your in a zombie video game with shapeshifters, never can tell.
Go about life but move fast and stay away from potential zombies.
Pretty fun so far; seems others are playing or willing to play once you start
#temporaldance Dunning Kruger: think incorrectly, therefore I think greatly
Objectively incompetent = subjectively superior
#temporaldance
Today I read #dunningkrugereffect in a #telegram chat & I thought of a #game for #twitter that will be fun & informational.
Start with a complex idea.
The goal is to explain the essence so a child understands the concept (basic, concise, digestible comprehension)
1 cool thing about being a dad is when you see a pic of your kid you’re like “oh!! now I get why people like all those shitty pics of all their shitty kids they always try to show me!” But. . .my kid is cool though, you’re kid is still shit to me, don’t show me but look at mine
Tell a kid they probably can’t even look at stars good #reverseastronomy #theory
got home, put on comfy clothes, ramones T-shirt, haven’t listened to them in years but know the songs by heart, their logo is a symbol for punk. Kids wear these shirts, do they have a favorite song? I fear there will be no more books or albums in the future, just clips and logos
Hey movies set in the future, this isn’t the 80’s where dudes smoke cigs in 2317. It’s 2018 and I don’t hide behind dumpsters, I hide UNDER dumpsters to escape judgment, Get real!
Jonny Weather retweeted
Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can't eat.
Jonny Weather retweeted
If you truly love @realDonaldTrump prove that you don't believe the #FakeNews by staring directly into the eclipse!
Replying to @aurabogado @DougStanhope
I'm not sure if that was a comeback, but regardless, great line!
If you ever have to think twice about something, why not think thrice, but try thinking nice the third time around
I just threw my Nintendo controller at my TV and broke it while watching #rnc because I got so frustrated the game was cheating
Jonny Weather retweeted
Heartfelt recognition to one of time's greatest mystics, and an unwavering middle finger to those who have hurt people in his name. #Easter




