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jordan🎃hanz

@JordanHanz

Artist • Body Painter | @Twitch Partner & @YouTube Partner | https://teapawt.org/t.co/262LIgyzSz | 💌 [email protected]

 Omaha, NE
twitch.tv/jordanhanz
Joined September 2013
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Kristi@xXdoodlebopXx5 Feb 2023
Replying to @JordanHanz
I did this look based off of the original idea you had and…yeah doing barbed wire is fucking hard lol
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Annelle@annellestaal3 Feb 2023
📣 BREAKING — my next single, “My Girl” drops Feb. 17!! 💘🍒🍭 Whaddya say, give me a Valentine’s Day gift by pre-saving? ;) link below
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Crying screaming throwing up in the club 🥹
Image from working on my OBS shut up about it (@Sushiemonster)
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@ANGRYPUG23 Dec 2022
Hide N Seek DBD Charity stream supporting StreetHearts Animal Rescue. BEARDS, BEERS and BOOS Edition. Tonight starting at 5pm PT If you cannot make it and would like to still contribute, link is below <3 bit.ly/3Gf9mTL Official website streetheartsanimalrescue.org…
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A thread on staying warm from a chronically ill Appalachian who grew up without central heat: It's fucking cold right now. As we all cope with new levels of cold (for our areas), I thought I'd put together some safety tips for folks, esp for any newly disabled out there. /1
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DID I MENTION I bumped into one of my favorite Twitch/Youtube MUAs ever at @twitchcon ? @jordanhanz !!! The girl IS NEXT LEVEL- We saw each other and we were like “OH HAI it’s you!!!!!” 😆😂💕 @crownchannel
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first ever subathon starts NOW! things WILL go wrong so… just be prepared hahaha 😭 ✨LIVE NOW✨
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Noah Gittell@noahgittell14 Oct 2022
I don't know, man. The response to the soup/Van Gogh incident kinda proves the activists' point. People had an immediate emotional reaction to the desecration of art, but we let the daily desecration of our planet slide.
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FredLee.@TheQUINNINGTeam10 Oct 2022
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!
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Can’t be at #twitchcon for day 3 but was amazing meeting a bunch of lovely people that I look up to along with a bunch of new faces. I’m a shy guy in person till I get comfortable 😭. Wish I was able to take more pictures with everyone. Next year for sure. Love all your faces ❤️
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Violet ✨@thatnerdviolet1 Oct 2022
“Slut era” I whisper as it’s now October 1st and I shove 13 pumpkins up my ass
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rico
@somethinglovely8 Sep 2022
after sending the most depressing worrying text to my friends
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not me finding out i am a FOUNDER in one of my favorite lil lady's channel 🥺😭😭♥️ love you SO so much, and i will support you forever. you deserve the damn world. ♥ happy welcome back stream, @JordanHanz
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Elix@Elix_929 Aug 2022
Thinking about my problematic feud with miss @JordanHanz – at Enterprise, NV
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PERIODT PERIODT @JordanHanz
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Replying to @ohheyimmorgan @JordanHanz
Actually the problem is absolutely letting them outside, point blank (unless the animal is so feral that TNR is the only humane option). Your anecdotal evidence means nothing - look into what science actually proves.
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@igabitha25 Aug 2022
forcing yourself to be on good terms and rushing the process of forgiveness just makes things worse. you’ll still have pent up emotions over the situation if you haven’t allowed yourself time to fully process it. allow yourself to feel hurt. give yourself that space.
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@spicebae_21 Aug 2022
"be the bigger person" doesn't always mean accept the disrespect.. sometimes it just means when someone shows you who they are, believe them. w the info you now have, separate yourself from them so you don't ever have to go through that shit again. when you know better, do better
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women with predatory behavior are just as guilty as men.
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feelings@thesadpost4 Aug 2022
i accepted it, but it still makes me sad.
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why are 99% of relationship fights actually just this tho
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