Jordan Loman

Happy mf friday My first tech job i made $640 a week... this is just W2 + Commission for an upsell Dont forget the two other deposits from contract stacking (about another $1400 for the week)😜 Dosent take brains ive literally brute forced my way here become a desperado and see or hmu

Largest deal in my career just sent off for a grant to buy us and do all 5 years upfront Should’ve have an answer by EOY Lowkey if the grant allows may sandbag it for the new year The commision will be retarded but I’m already gonna hit for this year and then I’m big chillin

Crushing Good to set ur own bar higher But also good to look back and see how much higher ur bar is

Un hibernated my LinkedIn Instantly met with a timeline of AI slop And 3 headhunters in the DMs Freezing this mfer again

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After college/under 22 Wearing a costume You should be sent to the gulag Only exception is taking ur kids trick or treating

“Be safe & stay healthy” Idk why i thought that was a wild email sign off

No plans for the weekend so may try and explain this to a boomer

I use Facebook for marketplace and these insane random posts that come up on my timeline The comments are exactly as you’d imagine

The main issue with LinkedIn: people are too worried about their “professional reputation” That’s why you see the most mind numbing filth be posted No one’s calling them out Also why i hibernated my account 6 months ago and won’t be back on until I’m job hunting BuT wHaT aBoUt pRosPecTinG I’ve hit enough quotas and pres clubs without DMing people on LinkedIn and I’m not gonna start now

Deal a day CW this week None will buy me a lambo But shavings make a pile

Is this not a spurious variable at its finest? Is there not something else majorly contributing to the sleep apnea elimination?

Building pipe Creating Quotes Getting a decision Isn’t what gives me grey hairs It’s the people who ask for the docusign and just sit on it for days at a time It’s two clicks brotha come on

Last 4/5 years or so I’ve been fortunate enough that i get atleast 1 commision check Q4 that covers my Christmas budget for siblings/parents/inlaws/wifey Major example of why you live on your salary and you spend/invest on your commission

Show me the most athletic Indian cricket player and I’ll show you Juan the 16 year old Dominican who will throw a 100mph fastball down the pipe

My wife Parents Siblings Everyone else in this world is cannon fodder as i chase my goals

Boomer parents always answer the phone but sometimes it’s a text worthy convo not a phone call convo and i have yet to convince mine of the difference

The dumbest most illiterate dude you know got 3/4 kids with 2/3 BMs Yet the couple with a home, no debt and 6 fig income are struggling to reproduce What a conundrum

I’m not retarded or anything but i fuck with the movie hubie Halloween

I stg from the news & 𝕏 feed it feels like I’m the only person not scamming somehow