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Jordan Dean

@Jordan_Dean_
 Lincoln ne
Joined October 2012
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Eye for an eye.
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Man when i was on house arrest i told my P.O. I was looking for a job 5 days a week, 6 hours a day... #Haha #letmeout
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THIS VALENTINE'S DAY GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Whatever day it is today fuck it
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#FuckSwag
I need a gum drop
I didn't come to @SUBWAY to hear jokes, just make me a fucking sandwich.. Bob.
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If I want I could beat the fuck out of anybody on the American Idol
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Call me, I don't have any contacts #OTT
And you have to drink a gallon of fucking milk a day!!
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After hearing the song “Kim” by Eminem, his wife, Kimberly, to whom the song was dedicated, slit her wrist.
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Every elder brother is 33% more likely to be gay than the very next younger brother.
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Off work early, headed to the lake #icefishing
I wish the government WOULD try and take my guns away from me. #ww3 #haha #nwo
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Up early in the morning trying to shurvive #Kmk
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#ImSingleBecause "all you women can't tell I'm a diamond in the rough" -JC Moore @JC_P3NNY haha
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Start your day off right #protein #coffee
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Chili with cinnamon rolls.. #awesome #neverwouldhavethought
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Knoxville police chief: If we let grocery stores sell wine, teenagers will pour it into their butts. (Really.) nashvillescene.com/pitw/arch…
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