[sings in Carly Rae Jepson] ♫ It's not Christmas, 'til somebody dies! ♫
This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Alternative Christmas with Rare Exports, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and of course Die Hard. Because Christmas doesn't start until Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi building! bit.ly/OnlineMovieMarathons
Vaccines are basically Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles or the Three Amigos.
Q. How exactly do vaccines work if they don't prevent a virus from entering your body?
quora.com/How-exactly-do-vac…
Q. How does your partner's body count affect the relationship?
A. ...my body count doesn’t really have any affect on my relationships. Strangely, being a hunter has very little to do with what kind of romantic partner I make.
quora.com/How-does-your-part…
Q. Is it bad to sleep with more than one person?
A. I have 2 sleep disorders that makes sleeping in general challenging. I have trouble sleeping *by myself*. Adding one other person to the bed means I pretty much *don’t* sleep the whole night. Sleeping with more than one person? Fucking forget it.
quora.com/Is-it-bad-to-sleep…
And you KNOW that I can't talk about Sinners without discussing the dancing! There are a lot of conversations going on about the music, and I'm sure I'll be sharing those discussions at some point. But so far I haven't seen much on the dancing.
youtube.com/watch?v=QAX3b8E4…
If you can tell by the sophistication of #Sinners that there were layers of stuff in there, but don't know some of the references in the film, here's a starting video that discusses a few of the top-layer references and subtext in the film: youtube.com/watch?v=cWmaNw86…
SPOILERS
Him: We don't want rapists and criminals in our country!
Him: [promptly invites Andrew Tate back in]
Him: [kicks out hardworking, tax-contributing non-criminals]
Him: [opens floodgates for white Afrikkaners to "escape" here]
#ItWasAlwaysAboutRacism
"I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start w/a story about the industrial revolution & I said 'yes, absolutely don't cut'"
Because #FashionIsPolitical
Me: hey chatGPT, show me a list of movies about mediocre bad guys picking a fight with a super bad ass because they don’t know who he is
ChatGPT: [insert Jason Statham’s filmography]
Me: yeah, OK, that’s fair.
Married ladies might want to legally change your name back to your maiden name ASAP. Since you now need to show your birth certificate to vote & travel.
Weird, how disenfranchising brown people spilled over onto white ladies. Who could have seen that coming?
Inflicting pain and horror on my loved ones in the form of terrible movies is one of my love languages. #Cinephile #Sadist
I’m just sayin’ that if you aren’t using a pup boy in your scooby doo porn (as my bf suggested), you’re missing a major opportunity.
#NotGonnaDiscussHavingRealOrCGIDogsInPorn #ScoobyDooPornWithoutScoobyDooIsWrong
Influencer: These are so much healthier cuz they're baked not fried.
Influencer: [pours 1/2 bottle oil & lb butter over vegetable, covers them in white bread crumbs, bakes while sitting in all that fatty liquid and empty starch]
#FoodIsNotMoral #AllFoodHasNutritionalValue
I watched Idiocracy when it came out. It was ok. I'm not a fan of the accusations that we are headed for that.
But then I watched the Legal Eagle review.
Made during F'Elon 47's first reign of terror.
We can't even satirize our government.
youtube.com/watch?v=v435y5TN…
Q. Why do people call me a white girl when I’m Hispanic?
A. Because A) the way we categorize people is not based on anything scientific and B) “Hispanic” is not an ethnicity.
quora.com/Why-do-people-call…
Tales From Aztlantis Episode 9: The Whiteness of “Latinx”
open.spotify.com/episode/1qY…
This week's #MidweekMovieMarathon is Live Action + CGI (solo character) with such classics as Peter Rabbit, Paddington, and Scooby Doo! Join us on Wednesday for a FREE online triple feature! bit.ly/OnlineMovieMarathons
Them: [asks legal ? re: trademarked band logos]
Me: Srsly get a trademark lawyer. Any legal advice by net randos is useless in court so no matter what they say, ask your lawyer.
Them: We got lots of great advice! Even a lawyer answered!
Me: Good luck with your pending lawsuit!
I started compiling a Big List O'Dance Movies! I'm limiting it specifically to movies about partner dancing. I may one day put together a list of all dance movies and categorize them by dance style, but that is not this list.
listal.com/list/ballroom-dan…
* Narrative feature-length movie, not documentary, short, or music video.
* A movie ABOUT dancing, not a movie w/a dance scene in it.
* A style that's defined by partnership (i.e. no ballet, contemporary, hip hop even w/a duet). Dancesport, ballroom, swing, Latin, etc.
