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Joined August 2011
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Jamo will drop 107 yards on your head then go home and eat froot loops and maple syrup for dinner
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how it feels to answer emails
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if that’s your girl then why did my email find her well
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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Jared Goff is UNCONSCIOUS this season 1,485 Pass Yards (most in NFL) 12 Pass TD (t-2nd in NFL) 0 INT (t-fewest in NFL)
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No way 😂😂😂
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Mood
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Detroit Lions fan experience since the 2024 NFCCG
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Hell yeah, what a great weekend!
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Red wings opening game tonight
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Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading
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HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right JAMEIS: of course coach JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:
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No way, this gotta be AI
I wonder what Jared Goff and Dan Campbell do on their mini-bye weeks after Thursday Night Football.
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Tired: Lions are Fucked Wired: Lions went to NFC championship when they got smashed 36-6 to Lamar Jackson
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Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson
🤖 Made with AI
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hearing mike tirico’s voice again is like drugs and then cris collinsworth jumps on the mic and you realize it was laced with fentanyl
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