“I’m not an independent producer — I’m a dependent producer.” - Robert Evans

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Joined December 2008
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Most devs missed this from WWDC: if you're in Apple's Small Business Program and your apps have under 2M first-time downloads, you can use Apple's cloud AI (Foundation Models on Private Cloud Compute) with zero API cost You request an entitlement, then it's one line of Swift 🧵
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me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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Matthew McConaughey recalls playing a murder victim in an “Unsolved Mysteries” episode that reportedly led viewers to recognize the killer, who was captured soon after: “I’m gonna toot my own horn a little bit. The ‘Unsolved Mysteries’ episode I did? They caught the guy weeks later — based on what I did.” variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
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Stop pretending it will help.
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Yes. Just yes.
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Denis Villeneuve said WHAT?!
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i am on a menswear site that is inexplicably and without acknowledgment using a michael jackson impersonator as one of their models
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On this day in 1989, cinema peaked with Weekend at Bernie’s. An absurd premise that nails the blind, hedonistic excess of 1980s yuppie culture and somehow lands a real critique of a shallow society. Also, Denzel robbed Terry Kiser of a Best Supporting Oscar.
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I wish I tweeted everything on my mind. But I'll admit it... I'm a chicken. I'm just not sure y'all can handle the truth. – at Carefree, AZ
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I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?
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RAW SHRIMP CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!
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🥰🥰🥰 #AnneHathaway
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFL20 Sep 2025
Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
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Howdy partners 👋 the Sheriff of Glendale Tim Heidecker is back in the saddle TOMORROW! Tune in LIVE Thursday 7/24 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/live/ce2sMk1LU4o Art by @Joseph
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Janus Films
@janusfilms15 Jun 2025
Happy Father's Day
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Michael Strahan shocked to discover his parents ate his childhood pet pig trib.al/QPJZqLQ
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Jason Bateman said WHAT?!
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Tyler, The Creator Donates Cream of Wheat, Shrimp Tempura to L.A. Homeless Shelter | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/uTVZ83X
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