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Existing within a previously unimagined limbo between retired film snob and boorish golf enthusiast

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Joined September 2019
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This is arguably the greatest ever director’s second best film
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Viktor rolling up to the course after coming off a double shift as a line cook #yeschef
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Tired: The USGA has learned from past missteps & now exhausts all efforts to present hard, equitable tests Wired: Since 2019 the USGA has timidly genuflected to their critics, now producing less inspired contests that guard against blowback more so than craft memorable events
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The most confounding thing to me about the LIV Golf developments is how their overtly vocal supporters are still keeping up the bit. I assumed that the majority of them were just after whatever piece of Saudi riches they could squeak out. Is this denial? Engagement? Stupidity?
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My 5-year old just asked, “So they just killed them?” regarding the Pop-Tarts mascots
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Watching THE GOONIES for the first time. Spielberg’s stink is all over this, much like in THE POLTERGEIST.
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30 for 30 pitch: What if I told you that James Franklin is going to be okay?
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I’m 12 minutes into THE SUBSTANCE and am hating the way this was shot
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Showed the kids JURASSIC PARK for the first time. Spielberg is such a hack.
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Leaving Oakmont today, I was chatting with two older guys and said that Sam Burns would be the solo leader by day’s end; they completely dismissed the take. It seems like golf opinions are as valuable to strangers as fantasy football ones: everyone thinks theirs is the best
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Holy shit, the STIGMATA opening credits were such a “We have SE7EN at home” situation that I almost did a spit take @CinephobePod
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Soft stuff by Bouchard
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Joseph Glam retweeted
Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole. In memory of David Lynch, we will continue to explore the otherworldly and the unknown. We will focus not on the loss, but on what we gained from the years we shared this planet with you. We will see you in our dreams.
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Professional and paternal obligations currently have me juggling two unfinished — for me, at least — films (L’AMOUR FOU and THE COMPANY), but the loss today of David Lynch has me watching INLAND EMPIRE for the first time since (*checks notes*) 2006.
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There is an abundance of Altman streaming for free currently (mostly on Tubi), so I put on THE COMPANY. The opening credits certainly hint toward a thesis of the diverging perspectives/interpretations of art from the standpoint of the audience compared to those actively involved
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And at 7:51am on 6/13/24, Tiger Woods is tied atop the lead at the US Open
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A tradition unlike any other…driving 347-yard holes at the @CHSRoughRiders scramble
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What a find! Let’s see what Blockbuster has to say about a certain cinematic classic… @CinephobePod @talkhoops @DarthAmin @CornPuzzle
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Today’s entry: settling whether or not Barb Wire is a Casablanca movie
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