I can see you stressed I can see it in ya face but don’t take it out on me cuz ima go the other way
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MONEY = WATER by LAW: Ships (rockets, sailboats) are "SHE"—delivers the
goods to her BIRTH (berth). Unloads cargo? MONEY changes hands. Every item needs a CERTIFICATE OF MANIFEST cause she's docked.
Your birth? Mom's WATER breaks, you emerge-get your BIRTH CERTIFICATE
signed by the DOCK (doctor). Boom: YOUR BODY = CORPORATION. Alive?
You're a BUSINESS. "Bad company" = bad business. Marry rich? "Good STOCK."
Death? You're a CORPSE (dead corp). All language? MARITIME ADMIRALTY.
LAW-Law of the SEA. You're sailing their ocean!
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For a generation that keeps saying they don’t need a man, y’all ask men for money a lot.
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Someone dropped a scoop of Oreo ice cream into a tub of water. It didn’t dissolve. It didn’t break apart. It didn’t cloud the water with cream the way real dairy would.
It sat there fully submerged and absorbed the water like a sponge. They pulled it out. It was heavier. It had soaked the water into its structure and held its shape. Squeeze it and water pours out. Let go and it expands back.
A scoop of real ice cream dropped in water disintegrates in seconds. Cream separates, sugar dissolves, fat floats. This one sat in a tub and drank it.
