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Sports and numbers since the mid-2000s. Live every morning, where I’ll definitely talk too much. @Stokastic

Wilmington, NC
Joined August 2008
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Betting a favorite on Sunday? We ran 100,000 Sims to find every way your week could go wrong. All of these teams should be losing sleep 👻
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With Emeka Egbuka out Sunday, who does Baker Mayfield look for when he wants to push it downfield? The Sims point to Ted Hurst III. 22% of his catches gain 20+ yards in 100,000 Sims of Falcons-Bucs, while Chris Godwin Jr. soaks up almost a quarter of the targets 👇
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The most bat-shit Halloween 🎃 performance you will ever see. Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson sing the monster mash - dressed as James Brown and Count Dracula.
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We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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That's a HUGE swing
Who scores the first points in Knicks-Sixers tonight? We ran this game 10,000 times. Embiid's the favorite before the tip, but watch what happens to Brunson once the Knicks get the ball back.
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Not sure I agree with Knicks/Sixers
We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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wawa would never
Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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Not sure I agree with Knicks/Sixers
We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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All 10 games in 10 minutes? What a time to be alive.
We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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RUN. IT. BACK.
🎯 Ask The Sims: NBA Longshots 10/30 🎯 Wednesday? Smashed. ✅ Four cashes. 🤑 +8.4 units. 📈 10 more for Friday. 💰 60 seconds. ⏱️ Let's go to work. 💼
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That's a HUGE swing
Who scores the first points in Knicks-Sixers tonight? We ran this game 10,000 times. Embiid's the favorite before the tip, but watch what happens to Brunson once the Knicks get the ball back.
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True sickos looking at Aaron Rodgers rushing props
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Wednesday: 4 of the Sims' 12 plus-money plays cashed. At a unit on each, that's +8.4 units. ✅ More longshots for Friday, anyone? 🎯
12 longshots. 🎯 60 seconds. ⏱️ +196 to +999. 💰 We simmed every NBA game tonight 10,000 times. Here's one plus-money play from each that pays a lot more than it should.
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Tonight's NBA Cup injury report decides who's gonna eat. A few big scorers are game-time decisions, so we simmed every game both ways -- with them in and out. Here's who takes the shots if they sit 👇
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Like I said…
Best option isn't in the top 5 👇
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"Packers by double digits tonight" "Bryce is running one in himself" "Jacobs scores. Lock it in 🔒" The group chat was arguing all morning about Packers Panthers. We Asked the Sims to settle it 🧵
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Sabonis for all the monies
NBA DFS Cheat Sheets for DK & FD (10/29) Chalk = Highest Ownership Top Plays = Most Exposure in the Sims' Top-150 Lineups Leverage = Top-150 Exposure Minus Ownership
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Rather watch this than the real Kings/Pels game
We Asked the Sims about tonight's entire NBA slate: Cavs-Hawks, Kings-Pelicans and Grizzlies-Blazers. Every answer comes with a fair price you can hold up against your book. Here's where they landed, with a few surprises in the early numbers 👀 🧵
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We Asked the Sims the most important Thursday Night Football questions for Panthers-Packers. Every answer comes with a fair price you can hold up against your book. Here's where they landed, with a few surprises in the early numbers 👀 🧵
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