Dad Joke enthusiast | Husband | Father | Emergency Medicine Physician | @CentreC alumnus ('15) | UKCOM (‘22) | Washed up 🏀| Col 3:23
Over Yonder, USA
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It's a little known fact that the lungs are sisters. How do I know this? It's simple: it's atelectasis, not atelectabro
Made a big life decision today.
I dropped my mower deck from 3.25 inches to 3 inches. I know, I know…risky move, but I really think it was the right decision.
#MarchMadness as a married person with a house full of kids is just alternating who keeps the kids alive while the other one intermittently yells out the score and time remaining of the current game
Whatever you think about Pope’s coaching, this season, etc., it is abundantly clear that Jasper is not ready for this level of basketball. He should not have been playing the minutes he’s played and certainly should not have been playing in the critical moments.
Back in the Summer when Grayson went to the Otega Oweh basketball camp.
Grayson and Otega have combined to hit 1 half court buzzer beater in the NCAA tournament
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The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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Battle of the nailers… 🔨
Pneumatic: “Hook me up to the compressor and let’s WORK.”
Battery: “Nah… I woke up like this.”
Both talking trash… but only one is dragging 100 ft of hose around the jobsite.
#constructionhumor #contractorlife #handymanlife #toolwars #toolbattle
