Senior Feature Producer for TSN. Trying to make pretty pictures. I punch unicorns. Opinions (especially the dumb ones) are my own.
Toronto, Ontario
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Tried using Text-to-Video AI to generate a @BlueJays commercial and it...um...did not go well....🫤
Me after spending five hours in the emergency room with chest pain only to find out it’s just heartburn and the farts
Because of this.
There is no prominent think tank, industry or pundit that wants an all-out clash with Canada. So why is Trump obsessed? vox.com/today-explained-news…
Congrats to @ArashMadani on fulfilling a childhood dream. So unbelievably awesome.
Other than my dad’s, Peter Cullen’s voice was the voice of my childhood. A true legend.
Peter Cullen, Montreal-born actor who lent his voice to Optimus Prime in Transformers, dies at 85 theglobeandmail.com/culture/…
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Chapman's Ice Cream has just done something EVERY Canadian should know.
The largest ice cream company in Canada used to source fruit and nuts from American suppliers — for some, for over 30 years. Then, Trump imposed a 25% tariff on Canadian products.
So, what did Chapman's do?
📷 They called Italy.
📷 They called Spain.
📷 They signed multi-year contracts with European suppliers.
And the vice president said it perfectly:
"Even if Trump wakes up smarter than yesterday, we're about to sign long-term deals with other countries — and the American companies that supply them will have nothing but their eyes to cry for."
Oh, and on top of ALL that? They're COLDing their prices so that the average Canadian doesn't have to spend a single cent more.
It's a family business. No shareholders. Just the Chapman family saying: "The least we can do is make sure Canadians still have the means to buy ice cream."
That's what Canadian pride looks like.
Next time you're at the grocery store — grab some Chapman's.
Every scoop of ice cream is a vote for Canada.
Timeline cleanser
His eyes when he discovers straws are fucking amazing 😭 xitter.cf/Yoda4ever/status/20916…
Me as a @BuffaloBills fan in January: “F*** this team, I’m done forever. “
Me as NFL season approaches:
I just wasted an Olympic sized pool of fresh water making an AI video nobody will get, except 1980’s die hard Blue Jays fans.
And that’s the kind of day it’s been.
Lloyd was the best to ever do it in Canada. Maybe anywhere.
#BREAKING: Former CTV News chief anchor Lloyd Robertson dies at 92
cp24.com/news/canada/2026/08…
Studio Executive: “We need someone to play one of Greek mythology’s most brutal warrior kings, Agamemmon”
Christopher Nolan: “Hear me out…..
