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Preview of our 1st issue: Scientistonce, I.A. (2017). We Have All the Best Climates, Really, They're Great. #JournalOfAlternativeFacts 1(1).
Early reports reveal that the #MarchForScience consists only of a small gathering of Dr. Doom, Dr. Evil, Dr. Octopus, and this guy.
Chaffetz, J. & Ryan, P. (2017). Economic Analysis for Healthcare Affordability: Deactivating $8k/year iPhones. Journal of Alternative Facts. xitter.cf/steventdennis/status/8…
Carson, B. (2017). Tracking visa application processes for immigration from 17th century Africa. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1).
Madred, G. Stardate 4360.8. There Are Five Lights. Journal of Alternative Facts 124(1). youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJ…
Pence, M. (2017). Longitudinal Study on Positive Impact of "Freedom" and "Responsibility" in Fighting Cancer. Journal of Alternative Facts. xitter.cf/VP/status/834493747836…
We encourage contributors to make use of the "alternative data" that will soon be distributed by the white house! open.whitehouse.gov/
Happer, W. (2017). Climate So-Called Science. Journal of Alternative Facts. [Includes glassy-eyed cultist chants!] theguardian.com/us-news/2017…
Forthcoming, exciting discovery from J. Humphrey that women are asexual & men have no responsibility for pregnancy! theslot.jezebel.com/oklahoma…
Here are JAF we do not believe in paywalls except the wall that Mexico is paying for. xitter.cf/SWoolzie/status/831124…
Trump, D.J. (2017). Building Walls Is Easy: Lessons from Legos and Lincoln Logs. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(1). smithsonianmag.com/science-n…
Kennedy, R. (2017) Evidence of Link Between Vaccines & the Falcons' Super Bowl Loss. Journal of Alternative Facts 5(1)
McConnell, M. (2017). Techniques for convincing women to not persist. Journal of Alternative Facts 3(2). #ShePersisted
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