Tonight I went trick-or-treating with my son, who is a huge Joel Embiid fan, so he dressed up as Embiid for Halloween.
I walk with him, but don’t go up to the door with him at each house.
Everything was going well, as even the people handing out candy dressed up, either as vampires, ghosts, police officers or something else.
But then after one particular house, everything went wrong. My son came back crying with no candy! He said the man dressed up in a scary costume he had never seen before!
So I asked him, “Son, what was the man dressed up as?”
He said: “The Eastern Conference Finals”
Luka got traded for being lazy on defense, Jokic gets exposed every year in the playoffs, and Shai’s coach doesn’t even think he’s a top 3 defender on the team
Jrue retweeted
Safe to say Jayson Tatum is #clutch
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He was probably crushed because his diva teammate gaslit the media into giving him pity awards because he cried about never winning any
Baron Davis says Jayson Tatum tried to stat-pad his way to Finals MVP and that Jaylen Brown winning the award crushed him
“I saw it in the Finals when Brown was gonna get it. Jayson Tatum kept firing at the end of the last game. Everybody who’s played this game, and they mama, knows the series was wrapped up. They knew Jayson Tatum was trying to get that Finals MVP, man. That sh*t went to Jaylen Brown. That hurt that kid, man. That crushed him.”
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What being single at 30 does to a man
"There's no beef, but it might be a little lamb chops and some gravy.”
— Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum
(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)
I got a theory he in love with Tatum sexually
"There's no beef, but it might be a little lamb chops and some gravy.”
— Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum
(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)




















